Rahul V

Entrepreneur, Music explorer, Acoustic Guitarist and always looking for a joke. Working on Creatives automation tool : Vizard

[Rahul V @VatsUpp]

With a red light in every 500 meters we can now safely declare Gurgaon a Red Light District. #Gurgaon

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My @IndiGo6E from Delhi to Ahmedabad departure delayed by 1.5 hours yesterday and just now the return flight departure got delayed by 1 hour. The problem is they have monopoly, they don’t care.

[Adarsh Sharma @adarsh611]

Has a similar experience in @IndiGo6E yesterday. Had to wait in the flight for an hour before take off, and 30 mins post landing. What is going on?

[Rahul V @VatsUpp]

@nowme_datta Even Charlie Chopra is very average. The writing of the show is so lacklustre and lazy.

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@adarsh611 We are great at passing over the baton 🤷🏼‍♂️

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https://t.co/1xOsNsYfpG

[Firstpost @firstpost]

Hollywood legend #AlPacino (83) announces pregnancy with 29-year-old girlfriend Noor Alfallah

https://t.co/ZECldnTalW

[Rahul V @VatsUpp]

Madhuri : ‘ What is your favourite song of mine?’
Tim : ‘ cook cook cook cook cook cook cook cook ….. choli ke peeche…’
#AppleBKC

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The only real life use case of 5G is to take a screenshot of download speed and share with your friends and relatives in Tier 2, Tier 3 cities #5G

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Itne toh mein chawal nahin khaata jitna unki parali ka dhuaan khaa leta hun #DelhiPollution #DelhiAQI

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@dubsabhi Tumhara itna bada trailer nahin hoga jitna bada Ravikumar ka teaser hai

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The last over was directed by Priyadarshan #INDvsPAK

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@kunalb11 👇🏽

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I just gave an unsolicited advice to someone that one should not give unsolicited advice to anyone.

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@dubsabhi Freelancer

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Lalit Modi's One Word Tweet :
Sushmi'tha'

#LalitModi #SushmitaSen

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@nowme_datta In our college canteen they used to serve what was called a German Samosa which was egg bhurji and samosa mashed together. I understood what riled up Herr Fuhrer.

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What do you call a regular average guy with lots of pubic hair?
Tom Dick Hairy

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That is exactly how the birds do the mating call… a tweet in the truest sense

[Dipika Pallikal @DipikaPallikal]

Dinesh

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Magnificent game of tennis. And whatta fighter Rafa is 🙌🏼. #Wimbledon2022 #Nadal

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Bhalu is like .. ‘ ek baar shoulders strong ho jaayein toh mein isse ache pull ups maar lunga’

[Certified Vakabon @platinii954]

???

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@dubsabhi In my case ‘ her husband’

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@dubsabhi Kaunsi documentary hai?