Morgan Riley✨

Everyone used to think I was 22 when I was 12, now everyone asks me when I’ll turn 13 but I can at least now I can legally buy wine to drown my sorrows in

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

Listen, I get it, it’s the spooky season, but do we really need to kill EVERY beloved celebrity figure of my childhood. We have enough scare actors to be ghosts already, let them have a chance

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

If Chris Pratt can voice Mario, you can apply to that job

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

life is about finally embracing the Weirdness that your formative years bullied out of you

[Graydon Gordian @MrGordian]

Roe. Miranda. Gun control. Church and State. All dismantled in a single week. The single worst week for civil rights and liberties in decades.

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

Never really been a huge podcast person before, but I’m trying to get into more! Feel free to give me your recommendations 💕

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

I’ve already accomplished my biggest achievement of the year - I can crack an egg with one hand. There is nothing else beyond this

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

In case anyone was wondering, (and for my own reference in case my brain deletes it again) It was “The Old Willis Place”

In case anyone had any doubts of how concerning of a child I was in elementary school

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

There isn’t a better feeling than finally finding a book you had forgotten the title of after YEARS of searching and hopeless research on Google, it’s gonna be a good week

If anyone needs me I’ll be riding this high as I collect all of the obscure books from my youth

[Laura Stahl @laura_stahl]

FYI- if a coach/ teacher/ director/ school— whatever berates you, belittles your work, and/or says you NEED THEIR particular “help,” or else you will never succeed/ or you’re “not serious about your craft-“

That is an abuse tactic. Run the other way.

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

Things I never thought I would hear until I started my current job: an upbeat, steel drum instrumental rendition of “Killing Me Softly With His Song”

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

My favorite new pastime is finding people who talk about how much they hate the internet all the time and then scroll through their posts and read their daily life updates on how bad humans are and how we need to destroy the internet and social media

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

Yes, my Pinot Noir and I are in a very happy and committed relationship, thank you for asking.

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

LIKE, IT’S ONLY A FEW YEARS, BUT WE WERE IN SUCH WILDLY DIFFERENT AREAS OF LIFE

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

Just found out one of my coworkers was in 5th grade when Frozen came out while I was a high schooler, and I have never been punched harder in the gut than in that moment

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

One of my friends sent me a tiktok proving you can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of the Pokemon theme song and now my life will never know peace

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

OMG! Who did this?!?! Best 2 minutes of your day, week, month, maybe year.

#WearAMask #SleepingBeauty #COVID19 #Masks #MasksSaveLives

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

“Maybe you should smoke weed, it’ll make you hungry” - my mother, when I told her I wasn’t hungry for dinner yet

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

Drew I know you’re obsessed with me but please this is embarrassing for both of us 😩

[Morgan Riley✨ @vaughan_morgan]

Just got an email from my college with the zoom link for my painting class!!!!

I did not sign up for a painting class.

And I graduated from college in May.