Elijah Vaughan

ok

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

I am cutting contact with my 3 year old narcissist nephew

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[miri @mishtimere]

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

it starts raining and all of a sudden everyone forgets how to drive. fuck israel

[! @WAVESGOD]

Niggas be ordering FRIDGES off Amazon like come on dude what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

how it feels gaslighting yourself into thinking the spoiler you saw wasnt real

[maybe: adam @AdamRHawthorne]

surprised my coworkers w donuts and literally no one wanted one..

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Sex is literally so deep and it’s so sickening that y'all think so little of it

[The Ayatollah @dgtlcrunchwrap]

Whoever came up with "clanker"

[♰ @reeceollld]

i want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that i am funny

[B… @branmattic]

“U got all the hoes” first of all don’t call them that.

[Nayo @raisinglains]

things are often chopped and cooked before they’re served and ate

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

I know u see it too.

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[♡ @heart_jpg]

pink porsche