Holy shit, this “American girl” ad from @senecaprojectus is amazing!!!
Hard to see the letters I’m typing through the tears streaming down my face though.
Decided to rap under Flo Nature and ended up having alotta fun trollin drake on this metro beat (+ more)
#bbldrizzybeatgiveaway
Enjoy🤓
https://t.co/MANqBhHPDu
My kid just asked me if I wanted to smell his poop in the toilet 🤦♀️ I declined the offer, but his brother was very willing to take him up on the offer…
Lincoln/Lancaster 911 is experiencing disruptions & may be down for the next several hours. If you cannot reach 9-1-1 please call in this order:
1-402-441-6000
1-531-249-9797
1-402-326-5072
1-402-405-6766
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For those of you contemplating having kids or not, I just want to share with you that I just got done cleaning poop out of the bath tub. #HappyMondayeveryone
Congratulations to our @ncpaunledu scholars on their upcoming graduation from @UNLincoln. Immensely proud of each of you and the work you put into earning your degrees!
Worst part of having twins, they know exactly how to make each other mad and there doesn’t appear to be a limit for how far a fight will go these days 🙈 best part, they’ll always be best friends at the end of the day 🥺❤️ @jvBraves