Pandora’s Vault

Official Twitter Account for the Pandora’s Vault. (everything is not to be taken seriously)

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

We welcome you to the rest of your miserable life. (Here is a starting thread for new prisoners at the Pandora’s Vault.)

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

왜 긴가민가요?

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

We support prisoners’ rights. Prisoners’ rights to shut the fuck up.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

Those without a Valentines today will receive a single wilted rose petal.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

Vanessa, porque estamos hablando Español?

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

The yassification of prison. Thoughts?

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

@NoContextDusk WE SAID NO FURTHER QUESTIONS PLEASE.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

We feel the need to clarify that our Warden is in fact, not imprisoned. Stop asking. No further questions please.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

Anyone with one of these goofy NFT profile pictures is getting 200 life sentences with a one-of-a-kind Quackity special!

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

@depress0expreso Two.

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Prisoners who don't sleep will lose one pillow.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

Choi Si Hun has been imprisoned for the crime of Simp.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

The Psychiatrist is pleased. Continue to gift them subs to Awesamdude.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

KEP 1 go WA DA DA DA.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

@reaper_Ooo The answer is no.

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Isn’t it crazy how no prisoners have been fed since last year?

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The Warden is currently on leave due to accidentally involving himself with a pyramid scheme. He is most likely okay.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

@vaultsmuggling Have fun in the DNF cell!

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

@haileyhonk At least a four hour mandatory therapy session. What the fuck.

[Pandora’s Vault @vault_pandora]

Those who spent over $80 on Wilbur Soot merchandise will be required to attend an hour-long seminar with the prison Psychiatrist, as you clearly need it.