Auma 🔥

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted //
In a world 🌎 where you can be anyone, be yourself ✌️

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

AGAIN!!!

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

A man left home this morning the way millions do — quiet, tired, carrying whatever weight the day demanded. He boarded a bus to go to work. He never got off.
Somewhere between the seats and the soft hum of the road, his heart stopped. He just… slipped away. Head bowed. Hands folded. Alone in a crowded metal box full of strangers who thought he was only sleeping.
No one knows his name.
No wallet. No ID. No papers.
His phone is locked tight — a black screen that refuses to speak for him.
No messages. No contacts. No way to call the people who should have been waiting for him to come home.
He is still sitting there in that blue shirt, unidentified, while the world keeps moving around him. Somewhere a mother, a wife, a child, a friend is checking the time and wondering why he hasn’t called. They don’t know yet that the answer is already too late.
If this face looks familiar… if you’ve seen him on this route, at this stop, in this town… please look again. Share this. Someone out there must know him. Someone must be missing him right now.
Please. Help him go home one last time.
RIP, stranger. You deserved better than silence.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Sifuna gifted foodstuff by Meru residents ahead of the Linda Mwananchi rally

[Oscar W. ✨ @Oscar_ww_]

Hello @methumuhia hata sisi Linda Mwananchi tumetafuta Methu wetu 😂

[Joy Car hire @JCarhire]

Leo ni ile siku married couples wanapeleka family out, then wanapea house girl off day knowing very well she has no money, no plans, and nowhere to go.

Jioni wanarudi na leftovers ziwekwe kwa fridge, then anaambiwa, “Pika ugali na sukuma for dinner.”poor kemunto 😭😭

Ama wanabebana family mzima for lunch, wanamuacha kwa nyumba because apparently “she’s not family.”

Then mnafika restaurant, unapea waiter a generous tip because they served you well… but you forget the person who serves your family every single day.
Treat your house girl like a human being.

[Technolojesus @VkBoit]

Tushailipishwa cab tao 1500 to Roysa with a friend.
Tukakataa tukaendea mat hapo BebaBeba, kuuliza bei akasema ni 30 bob, 14x30=420 tukamshoo tutakulipa 500 tutoke saa hii na hawa watu wawili. 😂 he dropped one off at Roasters then when some others boarded we told them the fare is paid for wasi lipe, konda alijam saidi😂

[. @ck_xxv]

cuddling with my girl while scrolling twitter and my girl says “tweet about us cuddling” and this is the tweet.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

@omwansaMomwansa

Told you Aoko is the wrong enemy

You said I am lying niko Diaspora yet nimefichwa Thika rd na NIS

I asked you for a iota of proof, crickets

Sasa wacha ujue mi ni NIS

You studied at MKU, currently working with Post Bank , City Market branch

You drive a Demio. Number plate nikitoa, you are dead

That is the car you use to pick University girls for UDA politicians but hiyo tea bado napika coz ni deep

Kazi yako sasa nitafanya. Never dare me bruv, we will see who is who!

Your favorite club, mr. Light skinned boy is Elvago, along Moi Avenue, coz unakulwa mkundu na a top TV journalist,

Sema ng’we umbwa wewe leo hiyo NIS umeishi kusema sasa you see it in totality 😁

Bladi kumanyoko midget

[She ghost(s)🌸💓 @itz_Njeriii]

Jana Bois flani alikua amelewa chakari alipanda mat akasema "Kama wewe ni wa tutam shuka" nilikua naisha😂😂😂

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

I found an iPhone 18 underneath my restaurant table.
I assumed someone had forgotten it.
The lock screen showed a missed call from “Wife.”
I decided to wait.
A few minutes later, a man came running inside.
“Did you find a phone?”
I handed it to him.
He thanked me and left.
Something felt strange.
So I checked my own phone.
I had received an AirDrop from his iPhone....

[Kyalo @_mwangangikyalo]

Kufika home and the first thing your mom does ni kukuchinjia kuku is the purest form of African mother's love.

[De Liberty @Mikeliberation]

My cousin passed away two years ago, leaving his wife behind. They didn't have any children during their three years of marriage.

His younger brother wanted to marry her, but she said no because she doesn't want to be intimate with two brothers.

My uncle supported his son and said that tradition allows it.

The woman packed her bags and left.

Her father then returned the bride price.

Last November, she got married to a wealthy man, and she gave birth to twins last week.

[Kipkoeech araap Bor, pre-PhD @araap_bor]

Karibu Kenya 🇰🇪

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

I asked someone what is the difference between Ruto's Regime and Uhuru's Regime.

She said:

“If I want to go to Mombasa and use the SGR, I’m grateful to Uhuru.

When I use the Nairobi Expressway and see how quickly I get to my destination without sitting in tiresome traffic, I say, ‘God bless Uhuru.’

Then I asked, “What about Ruto?”

She paused and said:

“Every month, I look at my payslip and see money being deducted for this thing called Affordable Housing. I resent Ruto. Those houses are not even affordable to the poor. They will mostly be bought by the rich. My money is being used to benefit people who are already better off.

And whenever I walk past Parliament, I get a painful déjà vu. I remember how young people’s lives were lost, and my heart skips a beat.

That is why, when the time comes, I must make the right decision.”

[MUHAMMAD ONYANGO @Moha001_Onyango]

Nairobians have a very funny version of Kiswahili. What do you mean “mtani delivaria hio fridge?” 😂😂😂

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

Number plates zishafika KEA na sina ata dispenser mamae 😂

[Nambaya♡ @na_mbaya]

My niece needs to understand that her mom is my big sister and can beat us both.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

"Gen Z wanaharibu biashara zetu" in 2024 leo wako kwa protest. You can't outrun bad governance !

[Looper 🇺🇸 🔧 ⚙️🥆@looper_repairs @Looper_Repairs]

This one hits hard. 🐾😢

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

1. Because we cannot vote for your mother, hajasimama. Sio matusi

2. It is 2026 bro. In 1994, Rwanda was a field of blood , bones, death and stench

Today Arsenal advertises for them

Our CS for Tourism naye 👇

Sifuna represents a renaissance. An awakening. A middle finger against status quo

Progressive leadership that redeems Kenya as a leader in East and beyond

A majority of our population are youth, he is someone they can relate to champion their needs

We are not asking for handouts or jobs

Simple things like regard for rule of law will automatically curb graft. Nikikosa, take me to court

Do not kill me in police cells

Aoko in exile should be in Kenya with a digital media house with ten youthful employees

Those ten youth are today GOONS!