Valerie

Costco Champagne is really good

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@Joe_Roberts01 I’m just here looking for the tweet that lost you your credibility. Want to see it with my own eyes.

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@TroyBilt your leaf blower exploded on my leg.

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@DominionEnergy my baby is panting in his sleep. How do I go about collecting reimbursement for the hotel I’m about to bring him to?

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@DominionEnergy @cheeseatnight Who’s patience?

[Blondieee @suchahippieeee]

Rihanna pregnant or am I disrespectful??

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

Just circling back with “River of Broken Dreams”

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

Billy Joel Armstrong

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@lawtinaxiii Saw a major city group nail a catfish, catch a married cheater, out a guy who was not telling women he has a STI before sleeping with them, and set up a “we keep us safe” girls night. All in an hour. I’m surprised Netflix hasn’t tried to buy it yet. Lol

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

Musk bans “are we dating the same guy” in 3…2…

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

Women are organizing their receipts. Some of y’all are about to lose it all.

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@RepJimBanks Ope

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

the @FAFSA site is crashing lol

[Astead @AsteadWH]

Black voter outreach

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@PhilBryantMS Annnnd the least safest place for a born child.

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@AbbottNews
A) fuck y’all
B) fuck y’all
C) fuck y’all

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

You did. You weaked it! - https://t.co/5RBVJgTvf7 https://t.co/1sMVzLWkcX

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

There is an amazing story in @politico right now. If it is right it is the first major leak from the Supreme Court ever. It’s the pentagon papers equivalent for S Ct. 
Says they have  a copy of the draft opinion in Mississippi abortion case and roe v wade is fully overruled.

[Cami Mondeaux @cami_mondeaux]

Right now: Barricades are up around the Supreme Court building, just minutes after reports from Politico were leaked indicating SCOTUS has voted to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

elon musk spending $44 billion on an app where a shrimp fried this rice goes viral every week

[Valerie @vavalovesyou]

@Am_downtown what a good dog you would be