Varun

“Has the voice of a tall person”

[Varun @vavooooon]

Reminder: if you’re in line when the ticket lottery closes, stay in line! They are legally obligated to let you enter.

[Varun @vavooooon]

What happens in 2056

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Meet Prophet Elijah from Angola, he has been fasting for 9 years, only drinking water and he's planning to fast till 2056.

[Varun @vavooooon]

WHAT author??

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Ohhh everyone’s getting lead poisoning again. That’d be it, that makes sense.

[Varun @vavooooon]

@dieworkwear @NixontheVixen1 Me and some friends would love to take you to House of Pancakes after the fight if you’re down

[Varun @vavooooon]

This is the dentist btw

[Varun @vavooooon]

Watching Dune 2 on the airplane screen like Villenueve intended

[Varun @vavooooon]

Doesn’t help that announcers these days are always talking about “stroke”

[Varun @vavooooon]

Watching tv at my parents’ house is crazy. There’s 4 remotes and I’m listening to the volume at “-40 dB”

[Varun @vavooooon]

Manager and I just had our 1:1 in the bathroom... this is what in-person work is all about. The advantages, a thread:

[Varun @vavooooon]

@noahtakeru @jimmyjohns I would’ve used it on the original

[Varun @vavooooon]

Another Ash Wednesday in the books

[Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy]

Todays itinerary

[Varun @vavooooon]

Biggest gambling day of the year… got great odds on Garnett tip/Garnett rebounds/Garnett points

[Varun @vavooooon]

Every time I Uber is a time I’m not playing cash cab

[Varun @vavooooon]

“And JEEESUS WEPT for there were no more worlds to conquer”

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

This has to be the hardest, most futuristic exit of a Cybertruck owner anyone has ever seen thus far 🔥

[Varun @vavooooon]

Not on the 737MAX8 anymore

[Varun @vavooooon]

When the gate agent tells the crowd your 737MAX8 flight is over the weight limit

[Varun @vavooooon]

New York should pass laws making it illegal to sell “I ❤️ NY” shirts elsewhere, like a variation on callings things champagne

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OPPENHEIMER’ will return to IMAX 70mm theaters on January 12.

[Varun @vavooooon]

Pomegranate is the most Edenic fruit. You crack it open and out spill hundreds of little edible rubies

[Roland Wood @rgw_iv]

I’m sorry to correct all of you, but the best 30 Rock joke is that Kenneth is immortal