Lance Kelley

A photographer,singer,dancer,comic, marijuana advocate,and futurist.

[Camsiyo @Camsiyonna1]

The moment when Neo looks at the stairs and decides not to run is legendary.

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

@charliejhills Reality

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

@comicsexplained Good times..... I pray for u and you're family. I try to explain to people how precious time is...... because of the this....

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

“It’s the whiteness he guarantees to protect.”

This is the best summation of the cult I have ever heard.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Move over, DOGE. @jonstewart whips out his trusty calculator to identify where America's waste, fraud, and abuse really is

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

@comicsexplained You mean the most diabolical supervillain that ever existed? With no kind of empathy whatsoever? I love you to death Rob but we all know it's true>...😂

[Jason Wilde @JasonWilde108]

Nope… there is ZERO evidence for a prior advanced civilization on Earth. 😂

🔹 Göbekli Tepe (12,000+ yrs) – Massive megalithic temple built by “hunter-gatherers” with no cities or tools… right.

🔹 Puma Punku – Precision-cut andesite blocks with interlocking joints, smooth as laser cuts. But no advanced tools existed.

🔹 Ba’albek Trilithon – 1,200-ton megaliths, impossible to move even today. Just some really strong ancient workers, I guess.

🔹 Antikythera Mechanism – A 2,000-year-old geared computer that tracks celestial events… totally normal for the ancient world.

🔹 Piri Reis Map – Drawn in 1513, but shows Antarctica ice-free before we “discovered” it. Just a coincidence.

🔹 The Buache Map – Accurately depicts Antarctica’s subglacial topography… which we only confirmed in the 20th century.

🔹 Baghdad Battery – A 2,000-year-old clay jar capable of producing electricity. But no, they didn’t understand electrical currents.

🔹 500,000-Year-Old Spark Plug (Coso Artifact) – A manufactured object encased in rock. Nope, definitely not evidence of anything.

🔹 Yonaguni Monument – Massive underwater structures off Japan, with right angles and stair-like formations. Just some natural erosion, of course.

🔹 Dwarka (India, ~9,500 yrs old?) – A sunken city that matches descriptions from ancient texts. Pure myth, obviously.

🔹 The Great Pyramid – Perfectly aligned to true north, encodes pi and the speed of light in meters per second, but nah, just a lucky accident.

🔹 Vedic Texts (10,000+ yrs old) – Descriptions of flying vimanas, mercury vortex engines, and city-destroying weapons. Just ancient sci-fi, right?

🔹 The Sumerian King List – Mentions kings ruling for thousands of years before the flood. Totally just made-up nonsense.

🔹 Younger Dryas Impact (~12,800 yrs ago) – Evidence of a comet impact that wiped out civilizations. But no, just some bad weather.

🔹 Sacred Geometry & Math – Ancient structures encode advanced mathematical constants, but sure, they just guessed them.

🔹 Underwater Ruins Worldwide – Sunken megalithic sites that predate written history, but let’s just say they were made by “primitive” people.

But yeah, no evidence at all. 🤡 Move along.

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

What f?????

[SoulFood66 @BlackAndNative1]

Israeli 🇮🇱 Leader says that the "Young Black Generation is a Major Problem"

[SoulFood66 @BlackAndNative1]

Israeli 🇮🇱 Leader says that the "Young Black Generation is a Major Problem"

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[Lívia☥ @Lvxarca]

The Show Must Go On ✨
#celinedion

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

Why am I not surprised....

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Casar: "You know what Elon Musk doesn't seem to be looking into? His own contracts ... we're not looking into Elon Musk's $8m a day. This subcommittee chaired by Marjorie Taylor Greene and the House Republicans is looking into your grandmother's $65 a day."

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

The mainstream media won’t tell you that, more than half of these gold bars were stolen from Ghana 🇬🇭 formerly Gold Coast during British occupation and colonization.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Michael B. Jordan says he would work with Jonathan Majors again

“I’m proud of his resilience and his strength through it all ... That’s my boy"

(via @GQMagazine)

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

Well its very obvious to that chat GPT needs some serious overall! And I'm absolutely disgusted by that.... On top of that I can't even fathom that a religion that's based off of Egyptian mythology would be the closest thing to an actual account of religion. #Rhetoric

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

Which religion is MOST LIKELY to be true according to ChatGPT?

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Investigation discovers that, in the United States several history textbooks has been spreading inaccurate information about black History to students.

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

Good try! But there's no way in the world the Danish people could afford California... It's one of the richest states in the Union....

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Thousands of Danish citizens are launching an effort to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

[Lance Kelley @vavx99]

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