vanessa

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

Been a homeowner for 3 years now and still have nightmares that I suddenly have no where to live 😅 and thats on trauma

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

If you say “i seen” instead of “i saw” please just stop talking

[Jon Bellion Nation @jbellionnation]

IT'S FATHER FIGURE WEEK

[$T. LOSER @TheBravoBaddie]

WHERE’S THE EPISODE??? #LoveIslandUSA

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

just closed out 100 open tabs on my safari and 9 of them were CCAP lmaooo. I be doing my own background checks

[❦. @filmsbratz]

— rest in peace michelle trachtenberg. thank you for the childhood memories. fly high. 🪽🌹

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

first contractor of the morning, “how come every time i want to call and bitch you answer the phone? because then i get all soft and i cant yell at you” hehe☺️👸🏻

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

Verizon be like “we will give you a 25$ credit every month off of this phone!! ..but only if you upgrade to a plan that is 25$ more than your existing plan..” Like i know that common sense is not common, but what the FUCK

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

Its crazy like suddenly I remember how much I love Kendrick Lamar 🤪

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

The richest man on Earth is dismantling the organization that feeds the poorest children on earth.

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

“she needs extensive care.
and extensions.”
💅🏼

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

What is up with these Christmas lists this year 😅 No sorry im not buying a 9 year old a full skincare routine, $10 hand sanitizer or $130 uggs. Where is the toys yall 😭😂

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

People from HS deciding one day to say they are photographers now and charge astronomical prices will never not be funny asf

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

Cashier says “what do you do for work?” I tell her and she says “oh so you just yell at men at day” yes. period.

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

This season of love is blind is so ass

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

“Shes cute. Shes got really big ankles though”

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

Seeing the same people you went to hs with sending off their 4th/5th graders will never not be crazy and so surreal that we are OLD

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

Its amazing how fast the summer goes when you’re planning and DIYing a whole wedding yourself 😅

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

It is fucking wild the front that people pit on for social media. Do you think we cant see them in real life?! 🥲

[vanessa @vaxwolf]

I say i do next month. Holy. Shit.