Tweezy

FGCU

[Tweezy @vazquezthays]

I called my plug and this girl answered asking me to please hold, where can I apply for that position

[Yo Gabba Gabbagool @djnickdavis_]

Made me laugh

[jamiel @jammz23]

I don’t work this hard to be around people I don’t like

[Tweezy @vazquezthays]

I don’t even have Apple Music and I’m getting charged $10.77, $2.55 and $0.99 from Apple multiple times a month??? Like what’s going on

[Tweezy @vazquezthays]

Exactly how I’m going to react when I finally get my cow

[carol leonard @laughingcat2016]

Hey everyone, don't forget to recycle!

[julia hava @binchcity]

Speaking out about a cause close to my heart

[henny @br4tzchnnycore]

i jus wanna go back to the first lockdown days where you didn’t care bout the time or what you were doing the next day 😭 jus straight vibes

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why deny yourself the simple joy of yelling “cows !” when you pass by some cows this holiday season?

[Tweezy @vazquezthays]

Top 5 feelings is waking up a couple of hours before your alarm and being able to go back to sleep

[scorpio siren 𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @naomijae_]

Student loan debt is literally the last thing on my mind 😂 good luck to joe and them

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Mom: “We cleaning this whole house tomorrow”

14 year old me:

[ROMAN. ♦️🐰 @rellRomaNce]

Imma need yall to understand that driving fast does not mean you know how to drive..........

[Tweezy @vazquezthays]

Whoever lied about 2/2/2022 being on a Tuesday I am coming for you. I was very excited about being able to say its a real 2’s day

[iyan @czechwun]

🧍🏾‍♀️

[T @MsTiaraB]

2 margaritas 2 shots of 1942 2 lemon drops…answer ya phone before I tag you and let everybody know we fuckin