I am sending $15M from @USDOT to beautiful North Dakota! This federal funding will support bus service for people from Bismarck to Grand Forks and several other areas statewide. Congratulations!
Joe Biden bicycles into the debate hall, dismounts, runs up a ramp to his podium, one-handedly chugs a bottle of water, slams the empty bottle down onto the lectern and turns to Trump and says "sup, fuckface"
@realDonaldTrump but can she identify which sketch is the elephant? because few people can, you know. the doctors were amazed! person, woman, man, bankrupt, casino
one day Donald Trump will disappear. but it won't be a like miracle, and it won't happen at all unless we all vote against him in numbers so great that he can't cheat his way the fuck out of it