Vanessa Smith

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Portillos Employee: “Enjoy your meal, you’re order number 69”

My almost 30 year old husband “Oh Hell Yeah!”

🤦🏻‍♀️

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Marriage is your husband walking away mid conversation saying “I have to poop, don’t bother me.” 😐

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Absolutely hate my work/life balance at the moment but I can’t say I hate being a boss ass bitch 👑

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Credit card debt free 2 months after the most expensive year of my life! 🙌🏼🙏🏼

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

@GrowGlendale @VAIRESORT @GlendaleAZ @stackszilla

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Y’all need to remind your parents to bring headphones on flights.. the amount of middle aged folk playing games and watching videos on FULL BLAST, on the flight rn, is not acceptable 🙄

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

I’m obsessed with my friends aka family. Distance means nothing. Stephy and I are the luckiest! 💕

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

I CANT WAIT TO SPEND THIS WEEKEND WITH 3 OF MY BABES AND MY BROTHER AND SISSY IN LAW! & IN 2 WEEKS SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH ALL 8 OF MY BABES, ALL 5 OF MY BESTIES, MY MOM, AND SIBLINGS!!

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Only 1/11 and we’ve already:
- Booked Hawaii for my bday this month
- Booked Christian & fam’s flights to AZ next month
- Booked a flight to IL next month to get my MOH dress
- Booked Vegas Airbnb for Shmee’s bach in June
- Booked our hotel for Shmee’s wedding in a October

🤯🥱

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Grief is so powerful. One minute you’re like so great and the next you see a picture and are uncontrollably crying. Missing your guardian angels is such a hard emotion to bare. I’m glad my uncle and dad are spending these holidays together though 🤍

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY 😭

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

FINALLY back with @Verizon after 5 years.. NEVER LEAVING YOU AGAIN

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

@shannon_eileen

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

@jmenugent Classic 😂💛

[Jamie Nugent @jmenugent]

@vballaaa reason 195829 why were best friends…. Hopped on FaceTime wearing the same shirt for thanksgiving 🤣

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

@stackszilla and I are so bad at Christmas he’s already told me the first gift he bought me.. 😆🥰

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

I CANT WAIT TO SEE MY BEST FRIENDSSSSSS

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

I’ve now brought 6 people skydiving for their first time and it still just as exciting to watch how exhilarated everyone feels after landing. I LOVE THIS SPORT 🪂

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Blows my mind that we’ve been in a global pandemic for two years and I still hear females leaving public bathrooms without washing their hands while I’m in the stall. Pandemic or not WASH YOUR HANDS NASTY.

[Vanessa Smith @vballaaa]

Can someone take me back to 2020 bc this year actually sucks worse. Only thing that could possibly help is a whole week of cuddling Steph and my pups 😕