Trish

Writer, reader, lover of flying, sailing and the outdoors. Come laugh with me. :)

[Trish @vballnut26]

Mr. Knightley, and you ? /blog/quiz-which-jane-austen-suitor-should-you-date/

[Trish @vballnut26]

This is one of those days my left foot wants to argue with my right foot. #PTBlues

[Trish @vballnut26]

Is it Caturday?

[Trish @vballnut26]

Me: Cantaloupe

Nurse: I asked if you were having pain.

Me: Cantaloupe. I want some so bad it hurts.

Nurse: You’re not helping

Me: and you’re not Cantaloupe 🍈

#thingsoverheard

[Trish @vballnut26]

@ArleenSpenceley Better card her first!!

[Trish @vballnut26]

@Variety @ATT I think I’m tired of listening to celebs political opinions.

[Trish @vballnut26]

@ArleenSpenceley It is through risk we grow. It’s sad we try to insult ourselves from it. We do so to our loss

[Trish @vballnut26]

What does the subatomic duck say?

Quark quark!

#teamduck

[Trish @vballnut26]

Good morning world. You seem like you could use a hug. 🤗

[Sayings For Girls @Sayings_ForGirl]

l want a boyfriend but idk what i'd do with one. like what do you just kiss him and then leave him in the corner? how often does it eat? idk

[Trish @vballnut26]

A ninja, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “Good to see you two!”
#teamduck

[Trish @vballnut26]

How much do you pay a ninja for a job—

Aaaaaaaand your money’s gone.

[Trish @vballnut26]

How do you give a ninja directions?
Don’t worry, he’ll find you...
#teamduck

[Trish @vballnut26]

Do ninjas believe in God?

The more important question is, DO YOU???
#teamduck

[Trish @vballnut26]

How do you wake a ninja?

You don’t! It’s a decoy! Your throat’s cut!

#teamduck

[Trish @vballnut26]

How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbul.....

Where’d that lightbulb come from?!
#teamduck #woooooo

[Trish @vballnut26]

Ahhh the raging Twitter-verse.

[Trish @vballnut26]

And they probs think you’re an insane traffic rager. lol

[Arleen Spenceley Babino @ArleenSpenceley]

98% of the things I yell at fellow drivers are just lyrics from a @Meghan_Trainor song. #haveyoulostyourmind #openupyoureyes #yourmommaraisedyoubetterthanthat

[Tabi 🦊🎧✌🏻 @tacewriter]

I've started daily swim time as a nice way of cheating the Florida heat and still getting my necessary suntime and my childhood longing to be a mermaid has resurfaced.