virginia

my last 2 brain cells are named depression and anxiety

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Might just play Maine 17 times in a row at every show on tour and then when I come out for an encore it’s just Maine again and then the music that plays as you walk out is also Maine

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

My 4th album, The Great Divide, will be yours on April 24th, 2026. Pre-order and pre-save at the link below. First single out this Friday.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

hey (with the intention of biting you)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New trailer for ‘THE MUPPET SHOW’ revival, with Sabrina Carpenter guest starring.

Releasing February 4 on Disney+ and ABC

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

the late bird:

[h. @goofhaida]

its okay if he doesn’t want me but he had a really pretty smile and his eyes smile too but anyways

[just a @F466OT]

So grateful to know the joys of putting on a tank top, ordering three vodka sodas, and jumping up and down with 6 gay guys late into the night

[sammy @loserbent]

yo bro does it smell like wrongprincess in here?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 80th birthday to the iconic Dolly Parton.

[HSD💋🪩 @hsdaily]

Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.

March 6th.

[blue @bluewmist]

depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appts and not return phone calls and when the fog starts to lift you gotta do a whole fuckin apology tour

[tori @emailswillpower]

WE STILL TALK ABOUT YOU.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

New teaser trailer for a special presentation of ‘The Muppet Show’ starring Sabrina Carpenter.

The special will premiere February 4th on Disney+ and ABC.

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

May your parents live healthily in 2026
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[M. @oye_sycoho]

Congratulations to every woman who left a loser this year

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[erin @maizie_star]

sometimes i glance over at my boyfriend and he’s just looking at google maps scrolling around

[Adam James Pollock @AdamPollock]

You all like Le Creuset pots, but how about a Le Creuset honeypot?