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[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

When people pronounce toilet “terlet” due to their accent… love it

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

There was a long orange cat hair in my Amazon package and it’s truly just delighting me. Like hello orange cat, where ever you are. Are you at the factory with your owner? Did your owner get a wrist brace that they had to return? Are you having a good day?

[ethan @lil_eath]

you are NOT girl, so confusing. you are GAY, SO ANNOYING

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

I need a new series to watch, 5-7 seasons, no gorgeous girls with gorgeous girl problems unless they are 30+, not reality TV, hour long episodes, back when there was 20-30 eps a season, no gripping drama where I can’t scroll on my phone during.

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

Really wanted to talk to some coworker about the handsome man giving us a product demo on zoom. My man boss made the mistake of slacking me about the meeting, to which I said “corded headphones in 2024 is giving husband vibes” and I just got a “pay attention” response smh

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

him: you better not be romanticizing your melancholic solitude as a cunty little sushi when i get there
me:

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

Austin butler has you — and even HIMSELF FOOLED.

Not me though.

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

@_milflover2001 Wait no—

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

@_milflover2001 Deleted tiktok durring the pandemic… now you turn to Instagram reels thinking it won’t be so bad bc they aren’t as good as TikTok, and yet you’ll soon find yourself consuming just as much mindless scrolling only with a worse algorithm

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

Imagine loosing 100 pounds only to discover you have an outie

[Couture is Beyond @CoutureIsBeyond]

Nicola Coughlan for Skims. Photographed by Elizaveta Porodina.

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

I love water so much 😩 it’s the nectar of life!!! What else can you crave and satisfy yourself so quick??? The earth is 80% water and you’re drinking it basically connecting with the earth from the inside out?!? It’s so crisp and PURE GOD I LVOE IT

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

@cuntneykardash @missuonmylips The gag is they used the English language as the vessel to share this story which is so old like if you are using the English language their like kind of old too😭

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

@kaosarcanna @kostiukwilliams I think however many adults there are that judge people for buying action figures and comic books is probably close to the amount of adults that would judge you for walking into a sex shop

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

The way I teared up when my boyfriend came home with subs for dinner and no SunChips…I hid in the bathroom trying not to cry as if I just spotted my husband following my sister slip into the spare room at the family christmas

[anonypoussé @vbigmess]

Bridgerton…He slammed his weiner in WAY too fast.