Brandon Meyer

Technology advocate focusing on cloud and security. My comments and views are my own and not those of my employer.

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@woot your third party sellers are selling used iPhones as New. Are you aware of the false advertisement here? #woot

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@TheOrville would be a great @hbomax show #revivetheorville

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@FelixSchlang I’ve been wondering why they would keep replacing the concrete for the static fires and not use steel. Flame diverter would be best but it will inhibit raptor maintenance/replacements

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I just subscribed to Dracula Daily to get the story of Dracula on my inbox in real-time as it happens throughout the year. https://t.co/hnuOjG3fmG

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@FCC can you explain how you allow Fox “News” to continue to be called news? News is meant to be a public service, not a public incitement of hatred. You have let this get out of control. I call for the FCC to revoke Fox’s license. #news #FoxNews

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@FirehouseSubs Why the hell do you need my birthday? Your use of captcha is horrendous, I’ve seen more pictures of cars and fucking boats on your site than actual sandwiches. Your POShit login system doesn’t work and won’t let me create a account. Fuck you and your fucking shit.

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@hulu I don’t want to watch sports on your app, stop making me go down 3 rows to get to what I want to watch, give me the option to turn off live options and sports

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You’ve become an arrogant asshole. # You’re changing the world, now change yourself #WorkSmarterNotHarder 4 of 4

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@elonmusk I love @Tesla and @SpaceX and @boringcompany Holy shit you are out of touch with reality. It’s not about lines of code or hours in the office. It’s about results. Are you so inefficient you have to spend more time in the office than everyone else? 1 of 4

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Instead of putting people down because they want to spend time with family and friends OUTSIDE of work you should be celebrating the work they provide. If you crush your workers into submission and no one wants to work for you then what are you fighting for? 3 of 4

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@elonmusk why not use a heavy duty rail system to take #starship from factory to pad and back? @SpaceX

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…massive amount of work the infrastructure, the connectivity, all the little systems that it takes to build this just shows you’re a shallow person who doesn’t look beyond the surface to appreciate what’s underneath. @Forbes used to be quality, now it’s all about clickbait

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@PaulTassi Your article https://t.co/Ytb1mylLQR shows how limited your view on technology really is. You are propagating the same shortsighted BS because you don’t like Zuck. I can’t stand him either but complaining about how an avatar looks and completely missing the…

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@CharleyBelcher My wife just said you’re the Tampa version of @GuyFieri #goodfood

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@RepGusBilirakis I will PROUDLY VOYE YOU OUT OF OFFICE! You choices and voting in the house is appalling. I am sad to say I live in your district. #WomensRights #

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@Starbucks If only you treated employees with #Respect and dignity. Now because you fought it you have many unions to deal with instead of just one. Good job, you created even more jobs!!! @SBWorkersUnited @a2sbwu @sbworkershia @sbworkerorlando @SBWUPDX

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@kfc when are you bringing back the @BeyondMeat nuggets? #yum

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@FreedomBoatClub In this day and age with instant processes what is the reason for requiring a 60 day notice to cancel my membership? I had no issues, we just didn’t use it. But now I have to pay an additional two months. I have my thoughts on why but I’d like to hear yours.

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@Tesla is spending twice as much on @Uber credits than the simple alignment costs at #TeslaService @elonmusk #CustomerService Why does it take all day for an alignment? Oh yeah, you never focused on #CustomerSatisfaction like you said you would.