Claire

Simple Plan was right, I am just a kid and life IS a nightmare

[Claire @vbjc4life]

@DallasZoo Pleaseeeeeee bring back Brew at the Zoo! It’s was so much fun and it’s been too long 🥺😭

[Claire @vbjc4life]

I’ve been awake for 30 hours… I feel like I’m past the point of delirium 🫠

[Claire @vbjc4life]

From opening act in 2018 to first headlining tour..
I feel so proud 😭🥺❤️

[Claire @vbjc4life]

@Broadside_ is playing their first headlining show in Dallas the same night that @GrayscalePA is also playing in Dallas.. how tf am I supposed to decide which to go to 😭

[MORALLY FLEXIBLE @EchoXray4]

I swear to god there was not this many emo people when I was getting made fun of in middle and high school 🤣🤣🤣

[Claire @vbjc4life]

Exactly how I felt..and then it finally got me 🥲

[baby ganoush @ssactrub]

Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED

[Claire @vbjc4life]

I’m to the point of boredom in my Covid quarantine that I’m about to download dating apps to pass the time 🥲

[Claire @vbjc4life]

Yes that hangover sucked today but do you know what made it suck even more?

…also having to pay rent today 🥲

[Claire @vbjc4life]

There’s a guy in my complex with a dog and every single day, no matter the time, we bump into each other as I’m walking in from work and he’s taking her on a walk and everyday the dog pulls on her leash over to me to get pets…is this the start of a rom-com movie?

[Claire @vbjc4life]

I’m actually speechless over this text conversation I read off a lady’s phone at the cowboys game 🤯💀💀

[Claire @vbjc4life]

Got given Cowboys Thanksgiving tickets 15 rows from the field for free and now Luke Combs is playing halftime and I also get to see him FOR FREE??!!!! 😭😭😭

[JAYDE FREMPS 🔥 @realjoe04_]

How do you handle your problems???
Me:

[Claire @vbjc4life]

I’ll tell y’all what, when I’m ready for a husband I’m going to fly in to Midland and just sit in the airport 🤧 there were some fineee rugged men walking through there today

[Claire @vbjc4life]

@flawlessly_love @AnnMariePrice I’ll be there!! 👋🏻

[Claire @vbjc4life]

In the span of 3 days I’ve had 5 people ask how old I am and after replying “I’m about to turn 24” every single one of them goes “oh dang!! You’re WAY older than I thought”

[Claire @vbjc4life]

@shmandeluca

[Claire @vbjc4life]

Leave it to me to have the zipper of my skirt break clean off in a bar bathroom leaving my ass bare 🥴💀🤦🏻‍♀️

[Claire @vbjc4life]

My bad habit is I have to buy a new outfit for every time I go out even though my closet is busting at the seams with clothes 🥲

[chas @adorexthor]

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want someone to watch all the marvel movies in order with