vbloke ☣️

The only man to have climbed Everest from the inside.

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

Life is what happens to you when you’re not hallucinating wildly in your sleep.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

In case you're catching up, here's a highlight reel.

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

Etm.

(abbr.) Latin abbreviation for the literal translation of "and shit", specifically, "et merda".

Just like "etc." (and so forth),
"i.e." (that is), and "e.g." (for example), "etm." can be used to abbreviate "and shit".

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

My lifelong Tory voting mother voted Labour & Green in the recent local elections. So proud of her.

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

A freshly Bru’d Irn cordial. Lovely stuff.
#girders

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

@kemaha @garwboy I have a constant 79’s and 80’s kids TV theme tune playlist in my head that never goes away.
Everything from the original Scooby Doo theme tune, via Dogtanian, through to Inspector Gadget and Ulysses 31

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

@perichall @kemaha Thanks! It’s taken a lot of work, but it’s a really worthwhile thing and gets a decent amount of traffic.

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

@RoyalMailHelp you know, video doorbells are wonderful things. For example when you get an email saying “we tried to deliver but you weren’t in” and there is no sign of any Royal Mail courier coming to the front door at all on video…

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

@RoyalMail you know, video doorbells are wonderful things. For example when you get an email saying “we tried to deliver but you weren’t in” and there is no sign of any Royal Mail courier coming to the front door at all on video.

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

@christhebarker They’re doing it deliberately now, surely

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

It’s @christhebarker I feel sorry for
https://t.co/wPMJdR8hOo

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

Looks like the TARDIS landed aboard the Event Horizon
#DoctorWho
#WildBlueYonder

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

Welp, nearly forgot to go on my annual celebrity murder spree to make @christhebarker’s life hell.

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

#sgtpepper2023

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

David running like a loon around the new console room. Honestly, don't blame him. I would too.
#DoctorWho

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

meep meep
#TheStarBeast
#DoctorWho

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

Billions of galaxies with trillions of plants and we end up on the same one as Donald Trump.

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

@aliterative how I imagine festive dinner at the Fraser household

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

Can we get Black Friday on utilities bills next please?

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

Circumzenithal arc over #Greenwich right now

[vbloke ☣️ @vbloke]

@EASpenser @kemaha Did you understand what was said? Then it worked. English is a living language and grammar is flexible. Stop policing it and enjoy your life instead.

[Kelly 🐧 @kemaha]

@JaneyGodley Me and a friend built this during the lockdowns so I could point my friends / colleagues on stuff to watch when they ask me.

https://t.co/fm9gOYc6HJ