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keep it 99 cuz i b lying

[m @msnetik]

If you press the right buttons on your phone they send Thai food to your house

[Grace @gracecamille_]

having fun with my mom then suddenly remembering what i said to her when i was 14

[Kali @102YLA]

Once i took your medication to know what it’s like

[dev ‎✵ @whosdev_]

this is how I wind up feeling literally every time I try dating again lmao

[cris die @criisdie]

date today with 10 dollars in my bank account and im fat and in jeans let’s hope he’s a feminist

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[Rob Grant @robgrantdotcom]

Happy Birthday to my beautiful daughter… who shines so brightly & brings so much joy to this world

[ᯓ★ @chorio_actis]

i get so sad going back to my empty place after a night with my friends, i'm very certain we're meant to fall asleep in a pile together like a litter of puppies

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

dating apps suck cause after i’m on one for a couple days i start getting annoyed that everyone is asking questions about my interests and hobbies

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills.

The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern.

@Jo_Frost

[Communist Daughter @400luxblows]

He said it’s all in your head and I said so’s everything but he didn’t get it

[let @alprazolet]

we tried to recreate our favorite date but we didn’t laugh much this time .

[sandy @satosgs]

this being how it felt to get dropped in 24 carrot island in poptropica

[༺𖤐༻ @C0MF0RTlNG]

did this last year and had a Pit
in my stomach that never went away

[geo @geo__jpg]

I don’t have another bad day left in me

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

the world being my oyster lowkey

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

what is it called when you're not sexually attracted to anyone in the state of North Carolina

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

justin bieber is having gay guy music video night with all of us