Victoria

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him

"I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Victoria @vct0ra]

home sweet fucking home 💙

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night and realizing how far you’ve come has to be a top 3 peak moment of all time

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇨🇳 Brutal hostage situation in China … little boy was held at gunpoint in demand for sweets

[bigsock @biggersocks]

everything will be okay in the end

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

My first AI assistants:

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

Don't ever wonder why people in the Middle East hate the United States.

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

Yayy weekend

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The longer you work in corporate, the more you realize …Urgent is a feeling, not a fact

[R-Evolución @AlquimistaAst]

Las guerras son para los pobres, Netanyahu huido en Alemania y su familia en Miami … son ratas de la peor calaña

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[جاي ★ ★ @awfcjael]

Bombing muslim countries in the middle of Ramadan during the morning knowing that most people are asleep and defence less… oh fuck you israel.

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Hey Americans, when you mourn your soldiers in this new US-Israel vs Iran war, remember that Israelis were in bunkers cheering for this war. Your soldiers died for Israel, again.

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

He met Donald Trump while fasting from food and drink all day and got us 12,000 new housing units promised and a Columbia student freed from federal custody.

That, New York City, is what we call a RAMADAN MUBARAK.

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

One day you're walking home to your perfect little apartment in your dream city to cook your favorite dinner and put on your show and you realize you really made it all happen

[Victoria @vct0ra]

Work be getting me fucked up

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.”
Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.”
Friends: “Your life is a mess.”
Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels when you come out of the cinema and everything feels unreal