Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him
"I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just as incapable and incompetent as the whites."
Hey Americans, when you mourn your soldiers in this new US-Israel vs Iran war, remember that Israelis were in bunkers cheering for this war. Your soldiers died for Israel, again.
He met Donald Trump while fasting from food and drink all day and got us 12,000 new housing units promised and a Columbia student freed from federal custody.
That, New York City, is what we call a RAMADAN MUBARAK.
One day you're walking home to your perfect little apartment in your dream city to cook your favorite dinner and put on your show and you realize you really made it all happen