Vance Daniels

Just a fella trying to keep on keepin on. Pirate, Man-Child about town and I do a little acting from time to time when they'll let me...

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

If you use FaceTime in public not only can we not be friends but I’ve taken a picture and stolen a piece of your hair. It’s my understanding the dolls work best when the Voodoo Queen has those to work from

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

How come no one blasting tunes from a usb speaker in public is ever playing Beethoven, or Coltrane, or Dylan, or Puccini, or Johnson? They also never be seem to be dressed for work? Or am I applying for the wrong jobs?

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

My new rap name is “Tokyo Drift”.
Deal with it.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

No one listening to “Blood on the Tracks” is doing okay.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

I need to be Jason Boune’d. Not to, like, speak multiple languages, disrupt a government, perform espionage, but mainly just to be a functional adult. Where do I sign up for that?

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Let me be clear, youths, no, I don’t know how anything works.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

No one ever complains about a functional “workahaolic”

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

I’m sick of A) Being prompted to tip 7-11 employees B) Being unable to tip flight attendants.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Once again @AmericanAir has failed. Forced to check a carry-on bag before boarding a connector, despite me stowing it on the previous AA flight and explaining it had prescribed medicine. I was also not allowed to remove the medicine. Then, I board and see this. Cool.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Not sure who needs to hear this, but, there is no such thing as a boneless wing. Those are chicken nuggets. And that’s okay, just own it and drop your insecurities. In the meantime I’ll be over here in the corner with a pitcher of beer and real wings, you loser.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

@SydneyBattle Hahahahah

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Classes I will never teach: Conflict Resolution.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

No. I do not need to come check out your DJ set.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

@therealRTK @mrj880 Wait, they’re going to call it the Confederate Sea?

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Do you ever just wish you kept emergency Pringle’s in the house?

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

@daniel_the_lion @TheRobBradford Wait?!? Is re-activating on Twitter how I keep in touch with you two!?! Yeah, fuck trash bags!!!!

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Oh, sweet lord. Just went through my old blogspot post from a decade ago and I’m still bad at grammar but that was atrocious and I can’t figure out how to log in to adjust. Also, couple just put on “Who Let The Dogs Out”. Twice. They’ll probably have a kid. Good.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Also. He just offered her an AP cred and I realized I I’ve a very old blogspot attached to my Twitter.

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Holy hell. “I just guess I need to let some things go and stop being a perfectionist, even in bed” “I mean, I’m writing a drug movie but I’m not a drug guy and it’s not about drugs but it’s about the lead actress whose incredible, I hope that doesn’t intimidate you”

[Vance Daniels @vdfever]

Update:They’ve moved on to referencing Metallica albums with the same reverence I usually reserve for The Beatles and Coltrane. We’ll see how this plays out but I have some thoughts. And as I type this they’re making out & he says “I’m married”.

Me? I’m switching to Bud Heavy