Matthew VonWald

Husband to the best wife God ever created /Dad to 5 amazing children / lover of people and Christ follower. GO BLUE. Brand New Lions! #NoBetterLife

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Whatever gain soccer made as a sport in the United States, our goalie just erased it.

[Brad Powers @BradPowers7]

That was fun while it lasted.

NFL training camp starts in 11 days.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This is an absolute fart fest for USA. Not sure how else to put it. Fart water

[Championship Connoisseur @UMvsEveryone]

Malik Tillman dribbles like he has input delay

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Accurate

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

US Soccer is not ready for primetime. I dont wanna be mean but this team is embarrassing. We’re never gonna actually be good at this sport as long as out D tier athletes play it. What a clown show

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

The US looks like absolute garbage so far

[jay @SadVikes]

Got the whole world rooting against us in a sport we don't even care about

Gentlemen, we made it 🇺🇸

[Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB]

I’ll be rooting for the USA Today. Can’t believe I’m reading tweets from our own saying they won’t be rooting for our boys!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If your brain is broken by politics so much that you aren’t happy Balogun is playing, and you’re an American citizen, you should be deported

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

He's Back...

[Woodward Sports Network @woodwardsports]

The Detroit Lions NEED To TRADE For Star EDGE Maxx Crosby 🤯

“If they want to go ALL IN on a Super Bowl, Brad Holmes need to pick the phone up, call the Las Vegas Raiders… you NEED to make that move”

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The Pistons released a meme video after their Game 7 win vs the Magic 💀😭

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NO CINDERELLA RUN HERE 😤

The clock strikes midnight in the Motor City for Orlando ⌛

[ESPN @espn]

THE PISTONS COME BACK FROM A 3-1 DEFICIT TO ADVANCE 🔥

Detroit gets it done in Game 7 for their first playoff series win since 2008!

[Matthew VonWald @vdub777]

@the_det_times Dude is delusional

[Matthew VonWald @vdub777]

@officialctpod FAIL! Next question

[Matthew VonWald @vdub777]

@SleeperDetroit @BranchDPOY D-

[Natalie Sparbeck @NatSparbeck]

ANZALONE
LOPEZ
AQM
ROBERTSON
STUARD
PASCHAL
WHEAT

GONE.

JOSEPH (?)
BRANCH (?)
ARNOLD (?)

Someone tell me what the plan is here guys, cuz this is wild. #OnePride

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

MICHIGAN SWEEPS MICHIGAN STATE IN THE REGULAR SEASON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE 2013-14 SEASON 😳‼️