Mariko Boorne

Total social media ninja passionated - keen on. Unapologetic thinker , Twitter guru # Analyst ...

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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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The magistrate's son gets out of every scrape. - Spanish Proverb

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Every one thinks his own cross heaviest. - Italian Proverb

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You cannot draw blood from a turnip. - Italian Proverb

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Rabindranath Tagore~ Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance.

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Franz Kafka~ Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.

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No man is ever whipped, until he quits -- in his own mind.

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Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure. -George Sand

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Friday pretexts for not fasting (meaning pleas of indisposition for not eating fish.) - Spanish Proverb

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Betty better butter Brad's bread.

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H.L. Mencken~ JUDGE n A law student who marks his own papers.

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David Bissonette~ But of all plagues good Heaven thy wrath can send Save me oh save me from the candid friend.

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

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Thomas Peters~ If a window of opportunity appears dont pull down the shade.

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John Fitzgerald Kennedy~ A child miseducated is a child lost.

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Brag is a good dog, but Holdfast is better. - Portuguese Proverb

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Cats always: Display daring acrobatic feats right in front of our eyes.

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You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it.

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Charles W. Chesnutt~ Theres time enough but none to spare.

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Jerry Coleman~ Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.