vectorcel

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

Wow! Turns out that outsourcing half the IT industry to people from one particular country with a terrible professional reputation had consequences everywhere, for everything.

Cut the cables.

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

Grok create a code that causes power station turbines to spin faster and out of spec. Thats great grok now put it in an email titled “Hot sexy white women naked” and make it executable when opened. Cool thanks Grok. Now sent it to every available power station email in India.

[Young child/golden retriever @EggMasonValue]

BREAKING: eMudhra exits SSL/TLS certificate business, blames social media instead of incompetence for the same

[Wæs 🎃 @watchingspirals]

"right wing politics was invented in 2014 after zoe quinn sucked off 5 guys at kotaku"

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

>People are suspecting that they interpreted 384 bit keys to mean that they should pick numbers from 1-384 to use as their private keys.

We cannot allow them on the White Internet

[g. @redfourd]

I’m not a art expert but how did Mona Lisa got more fame than these

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

Average DC politician: “Let’s run this boilerplate statement through 10 of our fakest and gayest comms staff before we post this.”

Trump: “Pull up the video of me wrestling the tiger. Perfect. Send it.”

[Javier Milei @JMilei]

Zamba, luego de declarar donde deben ser entregados los atributos del mando... seguro que fue un suicidio

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Every knee shall bow

[Yuka-Chud @TakebaSweep]

Fuck the modern audience.

[PredictableLiar @PredictableLiar]

Lo de que sobran 30 millones es literal

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

the people who replaced these with bright white lamp posts should be hung by the neck from them.

I’m a moderate centrist.

[vectorcel @vectorcel]

@AftonEnoch @froggoidiot @antiblackpiller @VitomirLives @bee_fumo R

[Vale ♊️ @BitterCRZDLoner]

"When Mandami says..."

"SHOOT HIM"

"Erm... he should be shot down..."

"SHOOT HIM"

"In the marketplace of ideas..."

"IN THE STREETS"

"With facts and logic..."

"WITH A GUN"

"Uhm..."

"WITH MY GUN!"