Vedaant Aggarwal

FPL (2024 OR-38,810), Cricket, Football/FPL, Finance, Life- dumps and opinions

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Got me there for a second

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Was watching a series on #ZEE5, series review later. First, a ZEE5 review.

ZEE5 is a revolutionary app built on cutting-edge technology. It is, in fact, a health and wellness app that happens to have OTT features. Some of its benefits are so remarkable that I have to list them down.

1.The app actively promotes mental alertness by resetting your watch history. So if you left a series at S01E03 14:17, the next time you open the app, you begin again at S01E01 00:00 - ensuring your brain gets a workout trying to recall where exactly you’d stopped. It takes a few back-and-forths, but it sharpens you. I feel more agile already.
https://t.co/vDLPNzn8p0 see ads even on a premium subscription. The purpose of this feature is to ensure you never get so engrossed in a make-believe world that you forget real life. Right as you’re deep into figuring out who the killer is, a Ching’s Schezwan Chutney ad gently pulls you back to reality. Grounding, really.
https://t.co/NUlFcACvxt get pop-ups that swallow the entire screen, fitted with a close button so small that dismissing it demands deep concentration and flawless eye-finger coordination. A beautiful little cognitive exercise, free of charge.
4.And the real masterstroke, even after the ad ends and the content resumes, you can sometimes still hear the ad playing somewhere in the background. You’re forced to train your ears to filter out the noise and lock onto what you actually want to hear. My auditory powers have improved drastically.

I went in to watch a show. I came out a sharper, calmer, more alert human being.

Well done, ZEE5. A wellness revolution disguised as a streaming app.

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@VishekC AI gen content

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@elonmusk Congratulations

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@reaIityobserver Money makes money

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@Chadson True

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@awamzzz Miss chances

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@GabbbarSingh Worth it fs

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@cryptobeast Mexico 2 South Africa 0

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@hvgoenka Chewing gum Yadav

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@tailopez Inversely propionate to hard work

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@edgeandgonee @ASLAM19020879 Thankless mofo

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@elonmusk Starlink 🙏🙏, impressive

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@KP24 Qatar

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@CricketCentrl Read the def of massive before tweeting

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@Ashish1Nanda Hindsight bias

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@VidurArora @AkasaAir @MadhavArora23 Very disappointing

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@FFScout 7.5

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@ManUtdInPidgin ferbanedes

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@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice That’s why you’re a child

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@Dominos_UK Calmer