Vedajuno

trust the fungus

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

so I didn’t PLAN on moving ENTIRELY over to That Site but uhhh it’s kinda just better in every way there lol. I haven’t opened this stupid app in months. if you for some reason wanted to know where I went, that’s where you’re gonna find me these days

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

i’m on the blue site btw. same as it is over here. i’m honestly just glad that a clear winner of the Twitter Succession Wars has emerged and we all don’t have to make accounts for fucking mastodon or whatever every three months now

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

she give nothing butthead I’m tryna see how the beav is

[Alex Geoffroy @EsPyramid]

dear santa,
i have been nice all year. please use one of your limited christmas miracles to make catboys real. you will not have to bring me any presents on any subsequent years because i do not plan on remaining on the nice list after you make good on this

[🪶 𒉭 Ethical Scientist 𓆣 ⚰️ @EvilLargeBug]

This is the peak of god’s creation

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

> buy wireless device
> look inside
> no wires

[Nelsoncoindigger @b1tcminerpljy]

State of the art in Wifi mesh extenders on Temu

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

i’m on the blue site btw. same as it is over here. i’m honestly just glad that a clear winner of the Twitter Succession Wars has emerged and we all don’t have to make accounts for fucking mastodon or whatever every three months now

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

Broth is a beloved figure in the retro gaming community. Not only is his info well researched but he is one of the kindest and most humble individuals Ive ever seen in all of his interactions. Please consider donating to a guy who REALLY does not deserve to be going through this.

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

the guy at bulbapedia realizing he’s gonna have to change hundreds of those “MAY BE based on” articles to “IS based on” after all the leaks

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

I think they should let Sableye evolve as a treat, they’ve kept him waiting long enough. #fakemon

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

We’ve got big Pokémon X and Pokémon Y news coming up next Saturday! Stay tuned!

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

It’s basically common knowledge that Smogon’s tiering system is a flawed way of ranking pokemon that is flat out incorrect on multiple occasions. For example Magcargo, one of the most powerful pokemon in every OU format, has never once been officially ranked as OU.

[deathsaurus is a breastforce warrior @skarchomp]

(slow sad piano notes over a shot of brooklyn)

JOHN LEGUIZAMO LOOKING SOLEMNLY AT A RED CAP IN A DISPLAY CASE: been a long time without you, bro...

SAD INDIE GIRL SINGER: it was a night like this...forty million years ago...

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

“Canada is so cute trying to insert themselves into the Eric Adams scandal :)” Your mayor got arrested on finance charges. Our mayor got arrested for smoking crack in office on live video. Our guy clears in this scenario, burger boy.

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

biggest missed opportunity in cinema is that they didn’t have access to Wolf Like Me by TV On The Radio back in 1980 because you know American Werewolf In London would’ve done some of the sickest shit you’ve ever watched in your life with that song

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

fucking the trailer voiceover guy and he suddenly goes COMING SOON

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

TREBEK: Our next player has met me before, is that correct?

MYSTERY MAN: At your house. Don’t you remember? As a matter of fact…I’m there right now. Call me. Dial your number.

TREBEK: Sadly on this program we can’t, “phone a friend.” [audience laughs] now to our champion,

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

People are always giving themselves full teams of psuedolegends when asked what their gym leader team would be like, dude you’re supposed to fight eight year olds. This is a civic service. You get THREE pokemon and one of them is gonna be Ledian or some shit.

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

1) Intentional console scarcity for the first like two years
2) Reselling the same console over and over again
3) Absurdly gluttonous price point fueled by hubris
4) No games

[Vedajuno @vedajuno]

THE PS THREE TWO!!!!!!!!!!

[Mandalore @Lord_Mandalore]

Six...
Hundred...
and NINETY-NINE DOLLARS