Vedang

Here Comes The Sun, And I Say, It’s Alright

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

Hello @IndiGo6E
Is my admission letter into college good enough as proof of eligibility for student fare on your airline?

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@Rajiv1841 Don’t let his test record distract you from the fact that he’s also a very poor white ball coach. Has ruined the balance in our t20 team as well which is actually the strongest in the world on paper. Sack him from everywhere, don’t compromise by only getting rid of him from tests

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@thekaramchand @SamRoy84 The white ball victories are not to his credit, the ipl has made India the best white ball cricket team in the world, anyone would win with them(this fellow has somehow managed to ruin the balance there as well tbh)
He’s poor, arrogant, incompetent and clueless about everything.

[The Cinéprism @TheCineprism]

HBO had many peaks, but this is where it truly hit the pinnacle.
https://t.co/1GIrJDJosa

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@udit_buch Fought despite gambhir, not because of *

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@Deep_Take001 Needs to win long matches. Clock ticks over 3h30 and he refuses to win

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@Deep_Take001 If Novak would’ve taken that set/somehow held out for 20 minutes more, the match was his.
Sinner vs Alcaraz will be the same-if janniks gonna win he gotta finish it before 3h30

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@mufaddal_vohra crop kyun kiya? @varungrover wrote this, she reposted. Idk why bro cropped his name out

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Test cricket बाक़ी खेलों से अलग है क्योंकि ये narrative का खेल है। इतने सारे variables - चार पारियाँ, पाँच दिन, बाईस स्पेशलिस्ट, रोज़ बदलता मौसम, कई बार एक दिन में तीन बार बदलता मौसम, हवा की नमी, पिच की तबीयत, सिक्के से लिखी क़िस्मत, और हर पल बदलती मानसिक सम्भावनाएँ।

वैसे तो हर खेल अपने आप में जीवन के किसी पहलू का पर्याय होता है लेकिन test cricket किसी literary उपन्यास सा है - कई सारे genre एक ही स्याही में समेटे हुए। इसलिए test cricket में वही सफल हुए जिनके पास कहने को कोई कहानी थी। लंबी कहानी जो गीली, सूखी, देशी, विदेशी हर पिच पर लिख के भी ख़त्म ना हो।

विराट कोहली इस उपन्यास के पिछले दशक के सबसे बड़े किरदार हैं। उन्होंने ना सिर्फ इस उपन्यास के सारे रसों को जिया बल्कि इसे और समृद्ध भी बनाया।

टीम और भारत को उन्होंने क्या दिया इसपर बहुत लिखा गया है लेकिन टेस्ट क्रिकेट की विधा को उन्होंने वो दिया जो कम लोग दे पाते हैं - एक संवेदनशील नायक जो हार और जीत दोनों में सुंदर लगता है।

[Sagar @sagarcasm]

Summary of Virat Kohli's career in 2 tweets. Turning doubters into devotees

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@ImFinnaFindYa @Sidemen I’m not actually serious man….its their channel they can do and post whatever and whenever 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@flypihg @kamakshihoon Isko padel hi bolte hai bhai…

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@meadopark Your exams next year. Relax

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@unraveaero It takes 120-150 minutes to exit the stadium and be on your way on whatever mode of transport you choose (metro/car/autos/cabs)
That’s exactly what’s wrong with Indian public events. Entry and exit times are too long, be it cricket or concerts.

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@adityamehrax Bro, it took me over 90 mins to leave the stadium and navigate walking through the traffic. It’ll be the same situation at Ahmd next week. Inside the stadium everything is planned well, it’s leaving the stadium and public transport connectivity where India always lags behind

[Karthik Balachandran @karthik2k2]

Biased sample.

Study after study has shown the gender gap in renal transplantation. To summarise the studies

4 out of 5 donors are women
4 out of 5 recipients are men

@sundar_s1955 @thisis_drgsp @spinesurgeon can share better insights.

A thread 🧵

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

There are bad takes, then there is this

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

Pohe me peanuts are like biryani me elaichi

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@Deep_Take001 Gavaskar sahab is abusing. I think the rest of the world has brains 🙂‍↕️

[Vedang @vedangparimal]

@ZerkaaHD @Sidemen Sidemen carnival
7 sidemen, 7 different carnival games. Call YouTubers to attend and take part. Give tokens to each guest to spend on the games
The sidemen with most tokens at the end wins. The more interesting and competitive the game/prizes, more repeat customers, more tokens