Vedank Bhatnagar

I run on caffeine, sarcasm and inappropriate thoughts.

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

Still bored at work lol

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨OFFICIAL ADIDAS STATEMENT:

Toni Kroos and the 11pro: love at first sight, sole mates until the last kick.

Today, we're happy to announce that moving forward the adidas 11pro will be renamed the adidas Toni Kroos Pro.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@todotodotodooo Nerd. Le maine bhi bola.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

He's not even taking responsibility.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Carlo Ancelotti: “I take responsability. The defeat tonight is my fault”. 🚨⚪️ #RealMadrid

[Satan @s8n]

Winrar the forgotten hero

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@freshparotta Don't shit on Casemiro and Varane.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

I just love how all these self proclaimed football pundits on Twitter couldn't even kick a ball in real life. There's a difference between being a fan and being a player, come and shit on professional footballers afterwards.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@todotodotodooo Tu toh Bangalore mein bhi slow thi.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@Sunidiee @whitesandbucket

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@freshparotta @whitesandbucket Just racking up good Karma points so they check my papers nicely.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@whitesandbucket You don't need no SH to be the most handsome guy.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@whitesandbucket Bhai ki jhalak sabse alag

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

Went to watch India vs Pakistan football match and somebody stole my umbrella.
Or you can say "Koi meri Chhetri le gaya."

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@freshparotta @richmillplain Lies.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@freshparotta It is what it is.

[Vedank Bhatnagar @vedankbhr]

@freshparotta Posh