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I write jokes (that I find funny)

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Hierarchy steals Independence, kills Creativity

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Goons asking Modiji for payment: 200do

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Koi unhe batao ki sirf pagdi pehen lene se Manhohan singh ki buddhi nhi a jati (Acchi punjabi bhi bolni ana chaie)

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PM broke his silence, by farting

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Modiji must be great at watching Anime, with subtitles

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Modiji, IT cell se bolkr paper leak rukwado

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Kajol ki ankh ki ju uski ek eybrow se dusri eyebrow bridge hi par karke jati hai

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Ajay devgan ko laal kile ki putai ka contract dia gya hai

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Raisins are Testicles on Ozhempic

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Hritik Roshan has a big smile,
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Kyuki wo eksath 2 angoothe choosta tha

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Delhi Police water cannons ka istemaal kr rhi hai, udhar Bhindi master Gokuldham society me sukhe gulal se holi khilwara hai.

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Students education institutions k andar acche lagte hain, salakhon k piche nahi.

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Water Cannons se andhbhakton ka brainwash clear ho skta hai kya?

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Indore me pani ki katauti k chalte mere papa pani ki tanki lekr Jantar Mantar k lie nikl pade.

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I used to like Physics as a subject till I entered 11th standard, uske baad mai roz class me baitha yehi sochta tha ki kaash ye Newton Harvard k jgh IIT Madras k kisi ped k neeche baitha hota, iske sir pr seb ki jagah nariyal tapakta, aur kuch der baad Newton khud

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Strike pr Sonam Wangchuk the
Stroke Delhi High Court ko pad gya

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Mid-day meal wale bacchon ko bhi Jantar Mantar pr 20 din k hunger strike k lie baithna chaie, sarkar unhe khana khila degi

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Anshan pr ek Gandhiwadi bairha tha, aur lath koi aur chala gya

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Ek incapable Education Minister k resignation ki demand ne pure anpadh samaj ka chehra dikha dia

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Barricades lgakr Delhi police khudko na rok pai

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Bangalore ki barish utni hi uncertain hain jitna Hisenberg ka uncertainity principle tha