Veronica Caramel ❤️💙

To be safe, I should learn everything about everything, but I don't have time. Never not thinking about the Dees. she/her. Free Palestine.

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

I said earlier that Luke Jackson would have to do the work of two rucks for me this week in #AFLFantasy, but I didn’t expect him to actually do it 😳

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

@DameFortuneKK @meladoodle It’s innocuous enough, but unmistakeable once you start looking for it. You’ll see it on every AI slop poster. This one is a perfect example.

[tacos @thiscassgirl]

A man who played NRL came out & said he felt such shame being gay he wanted to end his life. So yes the AFL celebrating a queer former player is great because no man should feel ashamed of his sexuality he wants to end his life. I thought men’s mental health mattered?

[Margee @margeemargz]

at this point the discourse is being driven by people who have never been to a singular concert in their lives bc even at shows where phones are allowed if someone faints you just alert the security you don’t…call someone? who tf would you call?!?!

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

@hasumpstuffedup I’ve been saying this!! All that happened was a goal umpire made an error and didn’t call for a score review when he should have. That happens. We move on. Not sure why the entire ARC now needs to be overhauled as a result??

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

One time Jake was holding Gus, and I walked up and gave Gus a bunch of kisses on the head, and Jake was like “Oh my god, he instantly relaxed in my arms when you did that” 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[lex @lexlisbon]

There is no better feeling than petting a cat and they start purring really loud like omg u love me

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

It’s gotten even worse 😭

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

I can’t do another cycle of people not knowing the Brady Bunch movies were satirical. They’re out here saying things like “They put THIS in the movie?!?!!! I thought it was wholesome! 😱” and I’m simply too old. I already did my time on tumblr. Let me rest.

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

@FelixirofLife28 @CephalopodsRule This just really depends on where in the world you live. I’ve never rented anywhere that provided furniture/kitchenware.

It’s not that the roommate feels the stuff belongs to her because she “paid towards it”. She bought it. She was literally taking her own belongings with her!

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

There’s got to be a way to make twenty thousand dollerrs

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

I can’t do another cycle of people not knowing the Brady Bunch movies were satirical. They’re out here saying things like “They put THIS in the movie?!?!!! I thought it was wholesome! 😱” and I’m simply too old. I already did my time on tumblr. Let me rest.

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My wife spent an entire year taking on extra work and smashing all her targets so that she could ask for a pay rise, they actually gave her one and then literally 2 days later our landlord put up our rent by more than the raise because he decided it was time to be paid more money

[Errai @errai]

(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must

[caymi🧸☁️ @cowboylikecaymi]

my kitten started choking again today (y’all who follow me know this mf STAY CHOKING😭) & thank god i know the cat heimlich because it’s one of the scariest things when your pet starts to choke.

so here’s my bi-monthly “you should learn the cat heimlich if you have cats” tweet

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

@LeadingEasy396 @kenzianidiot I’m not lonely. I have a mental illness that I’m appropriately medicated for.

Try to remember that just because they weren’t right for you doesn’t mean they aren’t right for others.

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

@AFLFantasy Trade McAndrew for Jackson if it means having to trade in (and likely field) Toby Murray for Bailey J Williams?

I’m worried Jackson drops off soon, but every week not having him is killing me 😂 What do you reckon?

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

@AFLFantasy There’s a quote that often springs to mind when playing Fantasy: “You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.”

I didn’t trade in Nas or Wilkie last week - opted for Roberts instead - and I wasn’t happy, but his 85 doesn’t seem so bad anymore!

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

I laughed SO hard watching this for the first time when the song came in. Just perfect.

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

This fake trailer for The Shining practically launched the early YouTube trend of creating wildly misleading trailers for well-known films—and in my opinion, none of the imitators ever quite matched it.

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

#RoamingBrian

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

BT when he spots a player’s mum in the rooms #AFLSwansHawks

[Veronica Caramel ❤️💙 @vee_control]

Lifetime supporter & longtime member here @melbournefc. I can’t fathom the club continuing to partner with Zurich after the way they’ve treated Angus Brayshaw. He gave us everything and he needs support. The players shouldn’t have to wear Zurich on their backs. Please ditch them.