[Keeping Up With the Kardashians season 16 writers’ room]
KRIS: Okay, so in episode 5, Tristan and Jordyn will hook up.
KHLOÉ: Wait, no, I just had a baby with him.
KYLIE: Yeah, and that’s my best friend.
KRIS:
YES I'M A MILLENNIAL:
-I read FAKE NEWS
-I get paid in CRYPTOCURRENCY
-I eat ASS for lunch
-I DESTROY every APPLEBEES I see
-I come home to 15 ROOMMATES
-I'm awake 24 HOURS A DAY
-I FUCK with MY CLOTHES ON
Recreational marijuana is now legal in Canada:
- Adults will be allowed to carry and share up to 30 grams of legal marijuana in public
- They can cultivate up to four plants in their homes
- And they can make products such as edibles for personal use
https://t.co/0eunCpNgKt
Jim Carrey slams Brett Kavanaugh, claims colleges care more about donors than rape victims: "That’s why women don’t report it and why ENTITLED LITTLE SHITS like Injustice Kavanaugh get to party and pillage their way to the Supreme Court." https://t.co/hUB3KhNOnY