VijaiMash

Trader by day, comedian by night. New Yorker again. Former Ukraine correspondent for Politico.

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

This is so prophetic and ultimately tragic. He jokes about the absurdity of Ukraine turning into some Banderite pro-American colony and then himself oversaw that very transformation.

[Elisabetta Burba @ElisabettaBurba]

🔴#Ukraine: what #Zelensky used to say before becoming President about #Bandera, #antisemitism, #Russians, #NATO, #Obama, #US mercenaries, #Kolomoisky…

[Marta Havryshko @HavryshkoMarta]

The Kulturkampf against Russian—the native language of millions of Ukrainians—continues.

Now, if young people in a park in Poltava decide to listen to their favorite songs by 🇺🇦artists such as Boombox, Tina Karol, or Potap & Nastya, they may end up getting fined.
Local authorities have apparently decided to "protect" them from the "harmful influence" of the Russian language.

A free piece of advice for the Ukrainian government:
if you actually want those eight million refugees to come back, perhaps stop launching linguistic crusades and start dealing with economic realities instead.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Britain at the height of its power and prestige was home to Karl Marx and Giuseppe Mazzini. It was a refuge for Alexander Herzen and Victor Hugo.

Now, in 2026, it wont allow American YouTubers & streamers to enter because they criticised Israel. 🥀

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

Had it been Russia that was banning American journalists there would be massive outrage. But when it’s the UK - silence from the mainstream

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Absolute insanity.

[Thomas Fazi @battleforeurope]

The Ukrainian regime has normalised Nazism to such an extent that they managed to piss off the biggest supporter of the proxy war against Russia. Notably, every other European country seems totally fine with it.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This thirsty squirrel is an amazing example of effective communication.

[Doug @GirlsDislikeMe]

White Canadians in 10 years

[lynk @lynk0x]

The harder you work for money, the more you're taxed.

But the harder your money works for you, the less you're taxed.

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

This crow walked up like a customer, slipped in a dollar, waited patiently and grabbed its chips like it owned the place.
No chaos no tricks just pure street genius with feathers.

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

@upamanyuacharya That hasn’t been my experience outside the cities way fewer people than even Europe

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Wasps don’t kill their prey. They paralyze them, seal them in a chamber alive, and let their babies eat them fresh when they hatch. Nature invented something far more terrifying than anything in a horror movie and nobody talks about it 😳

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

@tallinzen Complete BS dude! Yes bakeries are great but the food is not as good as NYC !

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

Goa has been finished for a decade at least. The legacy media as always is ten years behind comedy. The real reason is that India is the rape capital of the world and Goa is full of peeping Toms. But the BBC is too woke to write the truth

[Siddharth Singh @siddharth3]

International tourists in Goa:

2017 —> 900,000
2025 —> 500,000

That’s a 45% decline.

I’ve lived in Goa for 2 years and I’ve travelled to 50+ countries. It’s a myth that there are too many tourists in Goa. There are too few. The south of Spain, for example, probably has 100x more tourists than Goa, and still doesn’t seem as crowded. The lives of locals aren’t run over by tourists.

The reason why Goa seems crowded is because how badly the state is managed and how little infrastructure creation there is — even for locals.

The things that will make Goa better for tourists are the very same things that will make it better for Goans:

1. Accessible, safe, comfortable, and affordable public transport (small and frequent electric buses, and a circular regional rail line)

2. Pedestrian and cycling infrastructure in towns.

3. Improved patrolling for safety, with a focus on women.

4. Roads with safety features built in (median dividers, rest stops, lane markers, dedicated parking).

5. Protecting nature (stopping encroachment of forests, cleaning beaches, rivers and cliffs) and making it more accessible (some of the most beautiful spots get locked out by real estate developers).

6. Enforcement of the state-run taxi app that ensures customers are charged for only one way trips.

And then there are tourist specific measures that is not in the hands of the state:

7. Lower taxes on hotels, etc.

8. Visa on arrival for many more countries (we don’t need reciprocity, honestly).

And every time someone here posts about waning tourism in Goa, some Goans respond saying, “good, we don’t want tourists.” It seems like the only reason why Goa is succeeding in keeping tourists away is by not providing the basics of civic life to its own people. People visit Dubai, Istanbul and Paris not because they cater to tourists. But because they’ve made these cities beautiful and comfortable to live in for themselves.

https://t.co/8a9mIQ1iVp

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

Ukraine is turning into everything Russia is supposed to be. Besides corruption and jailing the opposition, they now have their very own gender-positive female Rasputin …

[Diana Panchenko 🇺🇦 @Panchenko_X]

All of Ukraine is in shock.

Today in court, evidence was presented that Ukraine was run not by Zelensky or Yermak, but by the witch Veronika.

Yermak, head of Zelensky’s Office, asked the witch who to appoint to top positions and ordered the deaths of his opponents, including anti-corruption leaders.

Everyone I spoke to in Kyiv is in shock. Zelensky and his closest friend turned out to be not just thieves, but very weak men.

If you’re confident in what you’re doing, you don’t need a witch’s advice.

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

@bneeditor The issue has always been the banning of the Russian language in Ukraine! Blaming Zelensky without admitting that most Ukrainians went mad and decided that removing Russian culture would solve all of Ukraines problems is dishonest

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

@bneeditor Stop writing like a moron that knows nothing! The roots of the conflict are the banning of Russian spoken by a majority of Ukrainians and replacing those Russian speakers with Africans! Thats not a brave stand that’s genocide

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

For years all the warmonger mainstream scribblers would claim that Russia has ‘three times’ Ukraine’s population. With Ukraine down to 22 million, it’s eight times Ukraine’s population! Thats something they never wanted to admit ….

[Marta Havryshko @HavryshkoMarta]

🔴22–25 million people remain in the territory controlled by Kyiv,

Minister of Social Policy Ulyutin admitted to journalists.
This is a catastrophe.
Ukraine left the USSR with a population of 52 million people!
Stop the war, otherwise Ukraine simply will not exist.

[Cultura Literal @culturaliteral1]

"Un árbol torcido vive su propia vida, pero un árbol recto se convierte en madera".

—Proverbio chino

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

When you ban the language of your own people and chase them away foreigners will fill the gap. Russian speakers are not the worst Ukrainians - it’s the horny male immigrants that will soon make Russians seem like brothers in comparison.

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

Pretty fucking sure we told them this would happen four years ago.

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Did you know Korea sells “one-a-day” banana packs?

Instead of every banana ripening at once, each one is at a different stage.

One is ready today.

The next one is ready tomorrow.

The last one is still spiritually in college, “experimenting.”

Simple. Genius. Solves the entire banana problem.

What do you think?
Would you prefer your bananas this way?

[VijaiMash @VeejayDJs]

That’s how the West manipulated Ukraine. Blinded with patriotic fervor, Ukrainians willingly jumped off the cliff for the West’s goal of weakening Russia

[TheRealThelmaJohnson @TheRealThelmaJ1]

The new Banksy sculpture in London is brilliant