avant garde performer

CAUSE WHAT IM BOUTTA DO TO BOB, DOODLE BOB

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”

[Jes @jescross]

I hope you approve of this, as it will be worn in M Lot come fall. @HunterBiden

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

😭😭😭😭

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

I hate when people Bart Simpson their tweets

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[Greg Greg @EmbiidAmputee]

Telling dying father that you can’t call because you’re streaming

[conor shack @ConorShack]

i think about this img a lot

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Woke up this wednesday rock hard, thinking about trivia

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

if this rated r horror movie based on a creepypasta beats the second week of star wars, there’s going to be the craziest hollywood reporter headlines of all time in the next few months. “ron howard circling untitled ben drowned project, jacob elordi attached”

[FakeAssCherylLynn @bigfairee]

Akon really opened that Gwen Stefani song with WOOHOO! YEEEHOO!

[avery @chitownavery]

doctors declaring me medically braindead after a failed ben simmons jumper implant

[bracket @bracketgd]

ironic cause the tit man was a dick man now im jerking off

[Big Trouble Ben Bishop @bigtroubleBB]

Imagine having no clue who skeletor is or what Masters of the universe is, and seeing this outside your bedroom window

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

I’m looking for an album with:

- The lyricism of Ice Spice
- The repetitiveness of Taylor Swift
- The beat selection of Tha Carter 6
- The art selection for covers of Gunna
- The track quantity of Chris Brown
- The Fanbase of Chapel Roan

[cigs @AngryVoter2024]

For his new album Drake got permission from Michael Jackson estate to use Jackson’s real glove to masturbate his penis

[Mike Tee @ItsMikeTee]

Adin Ross bars should be career suicide

[🐻 @GrizzFan76]

a nigga told me this was fire in my mentions bra I should reported that nigga account to Elon front desk