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[TOBOH🪖 @Tobzzy212]

Allot of people don’t realize it yet , but we’re living through one of the darkest periods in human history.

[Naughty🦋 @naughtie_0]

Nimepika kuku ushago na coconut cream kakaoshwa kakapikwa tena🙂

[unknown @varauxk]

the earth gave us weed and mushrooms and ppl still do coke

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong w gifting me

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

My dad just told me ati yeye Hana shida nikikaa kwake until I'm 40... idk where bro got the balls to even assume that I was thinking of leaving.Niko kwetu ye pia aende kwa babake akitaka

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

Mzazi afadhali akufe lakini haezi admit that they have a favourite child

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Seeing people spend on themselves is not an invitation to ask them for money

[. @veendungu]

@Eb465529Eb @Ranniehomes254 @_num4 Now i gotta watch all of it😂 i got bored at s2 e2 i think.😂

[. @veendungu]

@saint_khush_ @_num4 Huh?

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Nikishika chuma kwa mat I usually stand facing everyone and stare them in the eyes. Kenyans are very shy jameni.

[. @Fimiye]

I hate people who pretend ChatGPT isn’t useful because they want to feel smart 😂

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

If you live in Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, UAE, Oman, Saudi Arabia, book a one way, GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!

[. @veendungu]

@ItsKaizerchief @terchulei @georgediano 😂😂😂 seems so

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Sometime back this girl I was seeing suggested we go to this Restaurant in lavington for lunch,which I agreed,but lemme tell you maina I have never sweated like that. Kwanza Menu ililetwa namna hii sikua naelewa kitu,its like it was written in greek. The only thing there that I have ever heard of but never tasted,was fish fillet. Tukaitisha iyo. Kidogo tena nikaangalia nyuma mrembo,nikaona kweli huyu ule jamaa anaitwa Irungu Houghton, with a woman im assuming it was his wife. Irungu Houghton is the president for Amnesty Kenya. I just knew the bill would be in dollas bwana

Then I did my litmus test. Nikapiga survellience nikaona hakuna mahali naona Speaker. Lakini wimbo inaimba. Na si reggae ama Dumbolo,ni zile zinaitwa House music,za matajiri. Hizo huwesi skisa ukiwa bedsitter aki. I just knew I was finished. Bill ilikuja nakwambia ilikua inasoma 7660 kenya shillings. Celestine Ndinda,I just want to say I am sorry for ghosting you after that day. You we’re going to impoverish me,in days,not weeks. I dont deserve you

Weh! Hii nairobi kabla uamue kutongosa wasichana ya matajiri,ni muhimu ujiite mkutano. Jiulize utawezana? Sasa kama huyu alimaliza pesa ya sofa set yangu in 2 hours. Woi! Na ananitolea meno akiniambia thanks for lunch. I have seen things in this concrete jango. Si rahisi aki

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

wait until you find out there’s no reward for being a good woman

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

[Misspreety 🤪 @Misspreety17]

Kuna dem Amesema alikua amekaa kando ya chali flani kwa matt aka offer kumlipia fare ,Msupa aka smile akifikiria ni pretty privilege kumbe ni chali alikua amemuibia simu so hakutaka aangalie bag yake apate Hana simu😂😂😂😂😂😂Nimeisha..