Veepism

Celebrating the excellence of HBO's #Veep by incessantly tweeting quotes. We never spam or DM... just #Veep 24/7.

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Gary: At least you made the short list.
Selina: How are you feeling, by the way?
Gary: Good.
Selina: Then shut the fuck up.

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Selina: They want me to go to a pig roast to meet a bunch of men who probably took turns to fuck the pig before they roasted it?
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Kent: Homunculus. A human-shaped creature of medieval legend that Paracelsus claimed was created from putrefied sperm.

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Kent: Homunculus. A human-shaped creature of medieval legend that Paracelsus claimed was created from putrefied sperm.

#S06E04 https://t.co/kSvgpGODVN
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Everybody wants to fuck'em. I would love to fuck a firefighter. Hey, I'm the president. I can fuck anybody I want now, right?
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Jonah: I "springed" backwards.
Ben: No, you spring forward!
Jonah: Have ever watched girls gymnastics? That makes no sense.

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Selina: I guarantee you that my news is front-page news. Your news is probably more like a page six, Kardashian crap news.
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Jonah: Are you gonna make a campaign contribution or what?
Tanz: You know what? I am.
Jonah: Getting paid, getting laid, son.

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Selina: It's for life. They're gonna have to carry me out of there with the gavel clenched in my cold, dead twat.

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Selina: Boy, at peace with Israel, at war with Native Americans. Do you know what I am? I'm like the opposite of Mel Gibson
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Gary: It's like I'm breathing through a tiny straw, you know?
Selina: Oh, a straw. Yeah, I want a water with a straw.

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Selina: I feel like my chest has been trampled in a Puerto Rican nightclub fire.

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Gary: Whoo, that Montez is a Latin piece of ass.
Selina: Okay, he's hallucinating.

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Jonah: If it isn't the prodigal traitor come back home to suck on my giant congressional ball.
Richard: No it's Richard Splett.

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Amy: No photos!
(slaps the tablet out of a doctor's hand)
Doctor: I was accessing her medical history!

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Selina: If they're wondering why I'm at the hospital, you just put that on Gary 'cause he had a massive heart attack, luckily.

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Selina: Head of Cardiology for him? (points at Gary)
Dr: No, ma'am. I'll be placing your stent.
Selina: Okay, thank God.

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Catherine: I mean, I guess if you think that that would work. I'm willing to try anything.
Dan: Why don't we just puppy pile, okay?

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Marjorie: Streamline the process. You could have direct sexual intercourse with the donor.
Catherine: Really?
Dan: That's interesting.

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Gary: Good news is without the tampons, it's gonna free up some space in my bag.
Selina: Where are you gonna put yours?

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