pisshead

20 • she/her • Isaac Night apologist

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My real life.

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I constantly feel like Barry in that clip where he asks for a glass of water and Stan yells “FATTY CAN USE THE GARDEN HOSE”

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Put me out of my misery

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Grandma pissing me off, mom pissing me off, situationship bf whatever he is making me anxious, sixth day of premenstrual symptoms, broke, it’s 95°

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Great things happening on TikTok shop

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I would lick that man’s armpits if I were with him rn.

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@jussawhole I’m leaving pride month how it found me. Like half a partner and herpes.

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Coworker oomf said she was jealous of my belly button

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This did horrific things to my Pinterest algorithm.

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Noticing how every time I see an ai generated image of a straight couple it can recreate the woman perfectly but it can’t get men quite right. Because it has significantly less practice.

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The most common example I see (because the Wednesday fandom has a serious AI problem). Like that’s definitely Jenna Ortega, close but no cigar on the Hunter Doohan.

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Marinating my musty funky ass on the peeling side of oomf’s couch

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@skyferrori The clavoochie.

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@XtoonDemon Baby that’s cookie king

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Knot in my back feels like I’m perpetually being hit in the shoulder blade with a hammer

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Burnt tf out of the roof of my mouth last night now all I taste is pennies

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While I’m on the subject, I laughed to tears multiple times at this image while drunk yesterday

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Conversation between me and a gym bro yesterday on the subject of watching calories.
Me: we probably do it for different reasons though.
Him: what do you mean?
Me: cookie king vs Clavicular.
Him: oh. Yeah, definitely different reasons.

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Put a single shot in me and see how long it takes me to bring up clavookie.

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@romansmercy My real life btw

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@gin_txnic That’s my exact description

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@Dahouken This is the shit I live for