Vega

23 | he/him | Commentator for @DeutscheSplateV and @DappleProd | @AVFCOfficial 💜💙 and @fcstpauli 🤎🤍❤️

[Vega @vega_spl]

Momente für die Ewigkeit

#KaiZerWin

[Vega @vega_spl]

Ach du Scheiße, Kirtscho lost the plot

[Kirtscho 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @Kirtscho]

@kevinitsss Wann entschuldigst du dich bei Shurjoka fürs Reacten oder "belästigen, weil so fühlst du dich ja, wenn man auf dich reacted? 🌚🌚🌚

[Vega @vega_spl]

You can be - if you start training your spaghetti strings 😭

[John Townley @johntownley11]

#AVFC's Amadou Onana impressed at CB for Belgium this week, but says he wants to fulfil his potential in midfield.

"I'm most comfortable in midfield - I can be one of the best players in the world there. If I have to play in defence, ​I won't complain."
https://t.co/2j2wZYhwOj

[Vega @vega_spl]

@phillygoedert Aber immer schön Ben Jacobs glauben mit den 80 Millionen 🤡

[Vega @vega_spl]

Emery, can you do me one little favour? 👉👈

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨❌ BREAKING | Said El Mala and his family have officially informed Brentford now that they do not want to join the club.

This comes despite Brentford’s improved offer of around €50m (€45m fixed plus €5m add-ons), which 1. FC Köln were prepared to accept. #Effzeh

As always reported, El Mala never had an agreement with Brentford. El Mala’s future is now completely open again.

@SkySportDE 🇩🇪

[Vega @vega_spl]

WHEN ARE WE GOING TO LEARN FFS

[villareport @villareport]

🚨 NEW: Aston Villa are interested in Dortmund striker Serhou Guirassy (30). @BILD #avfc

[Vega @vega_spl]

But you can bring guns if you want to 😁

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Last-minute change, fans will NOT be allowed to bring their own water bottles to the 2026 World Cup.

Despite the high temperatures expected during the tournament, FIFA has announced the ban “for security reasons”.

[Vega @vega_spl]

"Oh seht mich an, ich bin zu ihr privat gegangen" wow du musst so ein Held sein, wenn du dich erst entschuldigst, NACHDEM DER ÖFFENTLICHE DRUCK ZU GROẞ WURDE

Rezo, you better have a fucking good reason for your actions

[pepman @pepman1212]

Warum ist das 2x die gleiche Scheiße?? 🧐
#rezo #timjacken #mowky #annitheduck #jayriddle

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨🚨 LE XI PROBABLE DES BLEUS FACE À LA CÔTE D’IVOIRE DEMAIN ! 🇫🇷🇨🇮

🗞️ @lequipe

[Vega @vega_spl]

@ToonFan14 Thats the story of the media circus. You'll hear about it throughout the whole summer 😭

[The Holte Hub @HolteHub]

We have finished 4th.
We have qualified for the UCL (again)
We have won a Europa League

Yet we still cannot buy decent players unless we sell.

But I can guarantee you that Spurs or Chelsea who have had awful seasons can still spend £100m+

It’s so unfair.

#AVFC

[Vega @vega_spl]

@DanAV___ Bro trust me, you will cry tears of depression ones you see him play. I am from Germany, we better keep our hands off of him

[Vega @vega_spl]

@theavfcfaithful 1. Alajbegovic: Loan w Option to buy for 25 Million next summer
2. Ibrahim Mbaye for 40 Mil
3. Gabriel Sara for 40 Mil
4. Oscar Mingueza for free
5. Harry Wilson for free

Out: Sancho, Bailey, Luiz, Garcia, Guessand, Malen, Maatsen/Digne, Nedeljkovic, Barrenechea

[Vega @vega_spl]

We missed out on this one omg

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

🚨🆕 Understand Denzel Dumfries and Real Madrid are close to reaching an agreement on personal terms.

The only thing still missing is Real‘s final decision on whether to trigger the release clause worth less than €25m or not. Liverpool are monitoring the situation.

Dumfries is under contract with Inter until 2028.

@SkySportDE 🇳🇱

[Vega @vega_spl]

@Nderallerechte @dari_spl

[Vega @vega_spl]

@Nderallerechte @dari_spl "Ich verteidige gar nix" bro gib dir zumindest ein bisschen Mühe

[Vega @vega_spl]

Bro beschwert sich über ekelhafte Kommentare

[Vega @vega_spl]

@Nderallerechte @dari_spl Sagt der, der als einziger sie noch verteidigt, trauriger Mensch bist du

[Vega @vega_spl]

@Nderallerechte Okay, und jetzt?

[Vega @vega_spl]

Bro verteidigt Missbrauchsvorwürfe gegen Ente, von unter Druck setzen über Gaslighting bishin zu Grooming eines 15-jährigen und will durch so einen Tweet zeigen, was für ein Macher er ja ist
Bro, dein Tweet hat keine Likes, merkst du selber, oder? Geh mal wieder Tableturf spielen

[Vega @vega_spl]

@Nderallerechte @InklingOnFire Will da etwa wer eine gute Freundin verteidigen? Ich mein, ist dein Recht, siehe die Anni/Mowky Thematik, aber dann halt deinen Rand, wenn du keine Ahnung hast.

Geh und troll weiter im DSB Generalchat, das kannst du ja so gut