lisa 🦄

Strange but not a stranger. I'm an ordinary guy.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@FrshBakedDisney Any advice for upgrading a multi-day ticket? I have an active SoCal 3-day, as far as I can tell the only way to upgrade is through the app. I make it to the end of checkout, and get this:

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@IsaChandra

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@The_GreyMethod 🕵️‍♀️ it’s from the next season of And Just Like That.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@joandpace @The_GreyMethod Also, I love Callie but one my least fav lines of the series was when she explained to Finn that the doctors have no social skills because they spent so much time in school.. as if he didn’t spend the same amount of time to be a vet? 👀 #justicefordrdandridge

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@joandpace @The_GreyMethod I’ve worked in vetmed 😂 but that scratching post desk has a very “made for tv” vibe, we don’t just have free roaming cats in the lobby 😂

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@jzux My last therapist told me matter-of-factly, “I don’t think you need therapy” so I quit. I think that was about a year before I started having panic attacks, which I worked through on my own. I’ve avoided therapy for a few years but start with someone new tomorrow. 😌

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@ricksprickk “You’re a vet? A combat medic?”
“A veterinarian.”

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@dallas_c_carter @NellyBelle3379 @ricksprickk exactly this 🥹

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

Thanks @jamesvmcmorrow for spending 3,322 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Planes in the Sky. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/ARJV3kPDY4

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@wolfgirl_82 @michonnedelight This is what I thought that flash forward scene from the last episode was for like a solid minute. The wedding part anyway. 😂

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

Special appearance by who?? @YNB 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

Loved this ep of #TheHandmaidsTale  but was also kind of hoping for a road trip buddy comedy starring June & Serena.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@_HeadHeartHands I think the only one I’ve seen multiple times is Dancer in the Dark. But I try to stop it before the end.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

@J1407bb @RaxKingIsDead And then when Rory suspects she’s having money problems it’s because she switched her lamps to a lower watt bulb. Like, have a poshmark sale or something.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

He’s a 10 but he stopped watching #TheWalkingDead after season 7. 🧟‍♂️

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

I would like to see data on how many people (maniacs) actually open the @netflix app and click the 🔀 surprise me button.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

Today I drank too much coffee and did some important dog training work but also just realized Harry Styles is dangerously close to the word “hairstyles” and that’s pretty much all that goes on in my brain.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

Next time I’m feeling a little shy I’m just gonna channel the audacity of people blowing up fireworks outside my house.

[lisa 🦄 @vegan_dynamite]

I like how my phone tries to add this emoji of my dad when I type out Father’s Day 👨🏻 like how does it know??