Certifed Mal Ⓥ

• mallory eilleen • she/her • 🩷💜💙• 28 • scorpio •

[Certifed Mal Ⓥ @veganmal]

@sirferrell2 Idk I thought about this scene for WEEKS

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

Who else is watching the fight rn??

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Watched Parent Trap with my kids and they could not get past the plot hole of a child sitting in the front seat

[sean⸆⸉ @ttheprophecy]

literally this

[anne @lildovzz]

Happy veteran's day to my grandma. I'll never forget her stories of maintaining her spark while training under a tough drill sargent. Remembering her today 🤍

[Anna Krivolapova @AnaKrivolapova]

I had a strange dream where I learned a new system for recording numbers based these waves and dots. Has anyone seen this before? What did I dream about

[Certifed Mal Ⓥ @veganmal]

@CaptainHuc @k3ndo_ @beachstroker @erikkadler @ClaudetteGGibs1 A miscarriage is also called a ‘spontaneous abortion’. If a fetus is actively dying but is taking too long, causing massive blood loss, doctors “need” permission, or to wait, before they can help end the pregnancy.

[Lisa Talmadge 🐝 @LisaTalmadge]

Went out in public and it was horrible. Every single person is a suspect.

[Gadget @Gadget440]

🚨🚨 F*** AROUND AND FIND OUT

After going viral with the phrase "your body, my choice," Nick Fuentes has had all of his personal details doxxed on Twitter by women.

Your house, their choice.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Democrats Cried.

MAGA stormed the Capitol.

We are not the same.

[Certifed Mal Ⓥ @veganmal]

My body dysmorphia has been so weird this pregnancy, I’ll look at my tummy and be like “what’s the difference I’ve always been this fat”
Bitch no u haven’t ur 7 months pregnant shut up

[jay 🍉 @wasteofurfaith]

wanted a femininomenon got a feloninomenon instead

[🎓bambino🎓 @bambihutt]

y’all talking about the 2028 election when you really need to make sure you VOTE IN 2026!!!!!!! STOP IGNORING THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS!!!! TAKE AWAY THE REPUBLICAN SENATE MAJORITY

[lucy ⸆⸉ 🌙 @lucysmidnights]

the saddest part is i genuinely thought kamala was going to win…

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

[lauren @winonaddict]

so 78 year old biden was too old but 78 year old trump is a perfect age. oh okay!