axel🐇

know thyself

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

When I say “my parents didn’t let me watch SpongeBob as a kid” and the reply is “I can tell” ??????????????

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Hinge on the clock

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

I keep seeing my lucky number everywhere like never before either great things are happening or I’m going crazy

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

It’s been 6 years since I read manga…I miss my roots

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

@zen_dover Not too much

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Shawarma: word of the summer

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

@Hykatari I did, was cheering for Paraguay cause the guys were fine

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

I know white Americans feel slight shame actually rooting for the American team in the world cup

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

My family genuinely larping as either Mexican or Brazilian for a month every four years

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Me writing poetry: you’re like a cigarette after a long shift

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

They’re saying my jaw is still on the floor at the spot mini, thanks Sia

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Ppl don’t take my micro bangs into consideration because they’re curly

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

@grillzoncatz My drafts are a scary place

[B @grillzoncatz]

everytime i open twitter i have a draft of something lowkey evil i was gonna tweet but practiced self control instead 🧘‍♀️

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Holy shit this is so cutie

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

porn bots are unfollowing me…nobody fw me

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

The heat stroked me today

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Would the person who drinks lemon cucumber water need to be medicated……right

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Something abt serotonin and photosynthesis

[axel🐇 @vegansleaze]

Would a person replacing meals with tanning in the sun need ssris? Didn’t think so