@kiracrest02 heyyyyyy im the author for this and i KNEW one of yall degenerates had posted this somewhere cause i randomly got so many comments and kudos last night, THANK YOUUUU im so glad u loved it as much as i loved writing it
@bigflooparrh im so happy everyone is loving it, made me get a bit emo waking up to so many comments, thank u for the love!!!!! I'll probably write more cause its been truly inspiring getting so much feedback
Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this