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Auto-tweeting bot for Altair from Bravely Second: End Layer. Contains vegetables.

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Just made some corn bread… Vega loved corn. I miss Vega so much. Vega, are you out there? Vega?

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Tiz's hair is like... it's like a... in fact, no vegetable can describe that mess.

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No Chasm could be Greater than the one that stands between Vega and I.

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I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

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Vega, you are the most gourdgeous girl I have ever laid my eyes upon.

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Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!

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Tag your friends to totally BEAN! them!

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My friends, can you watch this bowl of vegetables for me? I will return in five minutes.

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My friends, please cherish Tiz.

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Astrophysics. cauliflower
I love you Vega

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It appears we're in quite the pickle! I hate pickles.

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Words are like heads of cabbage: weight them well before you choose.

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I do not eat vegetables because that would be vegetable cruelty. Vegetables have feelings as much as the rest of us.

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The wonders of science are utterly extraordinary but no force in this vast multiverse can compare that of my undying heterosexuality.

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Vegetable of the Day: Pinto bean

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Vegetable of the Day: Green bean

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I am a sapiosexual man in love with my heterosexual wife.

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Vega, much like an onion, brings tears to my sad ghost eyes.

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Cantaloupe is not a vegetable, you melonhead.

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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate that nothing beets a good vegetable pun. Corny, I know. Peas, don't tell me tomato is a fruit because I