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bourgeois. sommelier.

[uche🇯🇲 @vegetablefarmz]

@BigSmkyLoneWolf i did actually lol

[uche🇯🇲 @vegetablefarmz]

someone tell me this is fiction

[Ella @EllasArchive1]

My boyfriend introduced me as his cousin at his company’s biggest event. I smiled, played along, and did something the next morning that made him call me 37 times.

We had been dating for two years.

He knew my friends.

I knew his family.

I’d even lent him $4,500 when his business was struggling.

So when he invited me to his company’s awards dinner, I thought he was finally ready to take our relationship to the next level.

I spent $180 on a dress and got my hair done.

We arrived together.

He held my hand in the car.

But the moment we entered the venue, he let go.

A woman approached us.

Woman: “Hi, Daniel! Who’s this?”

My boyfriend smiled.

Him: “Oh, this is my cousin, Ella.”

I actually thought I’d misheard him.

The woman laughed.

Woman: “You never mentioned you had such a beautiful cousin!”

He laughed too.

I stood there, smiling like an idiot.

When she walked away, I pulled him aside.

Me: “Why did you introduce me as your cousin?”

Him: “Please don’t start.”

Me: “I’m your girlfriend.”

Him: “This is a professional event. I don’t want people discussing my personal life.”

I stared at him.

Me: “Then why bring me?”

He leaned closer and whispered:

“Don’t embarrass me tonight. We’ll talk at home.”

I spent the rest of the evening pretending I was fine.

Then I noticed something.

A woman across the room kept looking at him.

Eventually, she walked over, kissed his cheek and whispered something in his ear.

He smiled at her in a way he hadn’t smiled at me all evening.

And when she walked away, he watched her go.

I didn’t cry.

I didn’t confront him.

I simply finished my drink and went home alone.

[uche🇯🇲 @vegetablefarmz]

@wizlworld as i’ve recently learned lol

[Diane Yap @RealDianeYap]

Again, most women aren’t putting off children to girlboss or hoe around.

The most common reason is that they haven’t found a suitable partner.

[Aerin @FromAerin]

I despise people who think the epitome of Fashion is J Crew à la mode, like get over yourself.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Jack Doherty is no longer allowed to post on social media after signing a contract with a gambling website without reading it, which stated that he couldn’t post on social media.

The company’s CEO responded, saying, “Money well spent to get this mf off the internet.”

[clara @clarafables]

can we normalize returning summaries to the backs of the books again instead of reviews and praises? i just want to know what the book is about.

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

What a beautiful girl. Her piercing placement is so perfect.

[agu @moonsapphir]

love when people realize im not as convenient as they thought i was just because i was kind and open to them

[villains enthusiast @aemondseyepatch]

actually interesting horror/sci-fi film concept

[Tutunaa🐍 @drugsonblanco]

Airport pick ups
Flowers
Taking good pics of me
Giving me money
Random gifts
My friends do all this

[𝙀𝙣𝙯𝙤✩ @Wydenzoo]

Her husbands in the Epstein files. Hope this helps.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

We could’ve answered literally all of those questions.

[Ty @TysStuff]

Not a trans person or an immigrant or a drag queen.

A Christian conservative white man.

[moonchild⁷ ARIRANG AOTY @anELFforSJ]

Hypersexuality and violent sex are some of the most common responses to being raped

[Shagisabadword @shagisabadword]

You rather have a rapist son than a whore daughter?

[Chima @ChimaPhag]

my late sister and i used to play a game called “homeless for a night” where we would lie to our mom about where we are spending the night and then we’d spend the night on the streets. we had a set of rules (that we never followed) and we usually would last until 6am.

[Naecotics @Naecotics444]

Manifesting a birthday where i cry tears of joy

[۟zubeer @goon4diddy]

I don’t know how people who do scams like this go to sleep at night

[َ @gffyoq]

i love hanging out with a larger group of friends so i can go nonverbal and listen to them like it's a podcast.

[🦇 DeadsynArtworks 🦇 @KHAOSANIMA418]

The fact that we've created the ability to make water-resistant phones like this enough to recover this sort of accidental footage is kinda crazy to me. I remember when dropping anything electronic in water would instantly destroy it.