✨Retta✨

Ford created the Taurus, for Us ♉️

[✨Retta✨ @veggiedel]

If any of you were wondering who I truly am... https://t.co/Piq5dJUfw2🚗

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

last night i walked into the bar and the bartender handed me my bud light without asking and i said wow u know me so well and he goes yeah, u will need another in 5 mins. and then he told my boyfriend he looks like my ex. and then he yelled at me to come get my beer 5 mins later.

[✨Retta✨ @veggiedel]

Raise Hell, Praise Dan. Night 2 Orlando @NoahKahan

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

To be clear, I don’t just hate GenAI. I also hate golf, war, monoculture farming, clear-cutting forests, and building on floodplains. I love biodiversity, wildlife conservation, regenerative forestry, soil restoration, sustainable farming, and economic degrowth.

[✨Retta✨ @veggiedel]

went acoustic for the first time in years, worked so well that i thanked myself

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

and for my next trick I’ll need an 8 ball and a pack of Marlboro reds

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

damn bro are you the tower of babel because you are stacked in defiance of god and I cannot speak coherently when you go down

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

everyone wants a baddie until she opens her mouth and starts talking about how American imperialism is perpetuated by both parties

[Kira @kira_sofine]

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

A message to the U.S. troops:
Disobeying orders and being discharged from the army has fewer consequences than being tried for war crimes.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

naps hit different when you are using them to avoid being alive

[kait ⟡.· @kaitzey]

i am at my clits end

[acquired hell boy @crybbfannypack]

sisyphus will never know the weight of eternally carrying a pair of big naturals

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

BDSM means “bring daddy some mcchickens”

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Ohhhh you hate me. Should we have a party. Should we invite my Mother

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

Ran through is such a vile way to put it I was loved by many

[Dino 龍狗 @Dinodogstudio]

Some people have such pisslow understanding of sex that they think pillow princesses are "selfish" and "don't do anything", like hello? She tries very hard to entertain me by moaning sweetly. U think u can just randomly moan well without any effort? Some of u honk like a goose.

[la doctora de las salamandras @WORM_L0VER]

i am very firm in my stance that i will never kill myself, but if they brought back the Panera lemonade that kills you i would think about it a little