Vegor Pedersen

gardener for the University of Utah

[Vegor Pedersen @vegor]

The year is 2025 and Novo Nordisk is looking to connect with an aging gen x market. They secure the rights to The Pixies 1988 classic Gigantic.

“Ozempic. Ozempic. For your big, big butt!”

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Seen outside the @utahjazz practice facility. Damn right. Go Jazz!

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@realyoungpope It’s a The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints thing was going to look dumb on a poster.

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@megwiemer I thought you were Kimmy Gibbler?

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@bjcseven And are these damn jazz gonna throw this lead away?

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@bjcseven It does seem particularly egregious

[Torben Bernhard @torbenbernhard]

Many Republican leaders are asking us to trade our proof of what happens when we allow violent insurrectionists to remain in power versus a hypothetical of what the future holds without immediate and unrepentant unity. How do you expect us to take that seriously?

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Me and the Mrs. have been sticking to this meditation practice thing. It is truly the best medicine there is.

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I miss my daily @sltrib but this weekly edition is really good. Two fine investigative pieces on the front page.

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@kimbojorque Congrats Kim.

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@megwiemer Fresca and Gin, or as we call it “G’n’F’nR” is a staple of the PederJulk household.

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@megwiemer “His full name is Hazmatthew”

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@torbenbernhard Amazing stuff

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@megwiemer 10-15 minutes of whatever https://t.co/9YwiEEUqAg has for us. Errin and I try to get it done before 11 every day, sometimes outside when it’s warm enough.

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@megwiemer “The Cutter” by E&TBM is one of my all-time faves.

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“You gotta fight, for your right, for THANKSGIVING!”

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Vegor is a weird name and I said it through a mask. I get it.

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@creerskie MAGA try hards be like Oskar Schindler. “One more truck flag could’ve flipped Wisconsin. This Trump-Pence bumper sticker could have saved Michigan. This ‘Lock Her Up’ t-shirt could have made the difference in Nevada.”