veiledguy

aap mere dm main ghusiye

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Guys main ek bar phir bta rha hoon main yahan bohat jhoot bolta hoon meri dukhi tweets ko piece of literature samaj k parha karein

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Guys ye manifesting kaise karte hain

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Ap se kya gila karen ap se kuch gila nahin

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Jaaan agar aap hoti to abhi aap kehti kitna kaam karo ge janu idher ao thora rest karo

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Har chamakti cheez sona nai hoti. Heera b hosakti hai

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Pehle ham ne client ki lii k 75 bando ka event plan kar k 200 RSVPs kiun hue hain. Aur phir usko bola chalo ab 200 log aa hi rahe hain to 3 mere dost bhi daal lo pls list main.

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

kal raat 12 bje tak australia main bethi ek bandi k kaam ka intezar krte krte soya subah 8 bje mohtarma ne kaam bheja aagey jaldi se us ko final kar k bheja aur ab agla banda begairtiyan maar rha hai lagta hai aaj raat bhi ham kaam karen ge

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

thakawat se choooor horha hai veiledguy. veledguy mehnat krne k lie bna hi nahin

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Chandaaa

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Jab se dekha tera qad o qamat

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

I’ll support this petition wholeheartedly in one weeks time

[a @kaghazkephool]

Petitions to stop calling thirty years old as uncles

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Apki chunri main daagh lag gya to chupaane ka tareeqa main btaonga

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Kisi ko separation anxiety hai kisi ko attachment issues hain koi avoidant attachment ka mareez hai. Kisi ko commitment issues hain. Kya iss dunya main sirf veiledguy hi theek hai?

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Aap sabki yaad boht sataa rahi dosto

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Ham pe ye kis ne
Haraa rang dala

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Saaley dentist ko bola tha pakistan main k ye aqal daarh nikaal de. Gandu ne nikaali nai ab meri aqal thikaane aarhi

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Tum sa koiii kameeeeenaaaaa nahin

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

Kehna galat galat to chupana sahi sahi? hainn?

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

guys oye guys. Kese ho

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

@impromptu_nomad Hahahahaha the ‘iss umr main’ line felt personal?

[veiledguy @veiledguy]

koi to rokey koi to tokey iss umr main ab khao ge dhokey