yes, oluchukwu

rude éveil

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

mood

[Big Mama @leoluwa_]

Saw a ChatGPT generated obituary today. I hope those I leave behind in life can spare the extra money for a graphic designer.

[Temogo @Mrtemco_]

I'm done with Betway, I want to focus on raising my daughter. She seems like a great child..

[🐺 @Top_GunM]

I never knew there were this many ICAN candidates in Nigeria

See them in the comment section

Wow

ICAN is really doing a great job for Nigerian youths fr

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

good morning can you take this down i would appreciate it!!

[Padvosa @padvosa]

Your ACTUAL ancestors on a random tuesday:

[El Reconqristador ابو شربل 🇲🇽 @crawlings13]

Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."

[Celestial Muse 🧚‍♀️ @Itsolga5]

Don't invite me outside, I'm saving up for Africa GP in Kigali in 2030.🤞

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Im at the piss doctor to get my piss inspected. They’re asking for a piss sample and a blood sample, little do they know I’m about to save them a whole lot of time.

[Chilx @iamchilx]

"come and join me"

Na once I go start from meat dey chop make u feel am say person join you.

[K🌧️ @bluepantherress]

You log hearts when you had a good day bc the app also has a mental health tracker

[Tinted Windows @TintdWindws]

Meat on the grill inflation 💔💔💔💔💔

[B! @with_tife]

visited a senior colleague at his workplace at JPMorgan Chase.
he pivoted from medicine to investment banking, and seeing how far he has come made me incredibly proud and inspired me all over again 🥺❤️🙏🏼

[mark @mmarkgm]

i would love to see claude bring back the light in my eyes

[Big B @buhlesfineasf]

Actually… you wouldn’t be able to do that

[naza. @thisischinaza]

make them release this fucking odyssey film nau. laptop watchers are humans too. #cinephile

[Uche Ikechukwu @UcheIkegod]

So I and one of my senior colleague went to personally serve a tenant at a shop quit notice. The shop is a big photocopy shop.
On arrival, I kept the most upright face because it was my first time personally going to serve a quit notice.
As I gave one of the sales rep.......

[dave @xxdvaid]

i remember almost killing myself once (this was loooong ago and i’m fine now btw), tied the knot, positioned the rope and all.
put it round my neck and it was so painful like, i couldn’t fr 😭

then realized shit wasn’t even that serious like why was i doing all that? bye.