Kid Named Finger

welcome to my valt of fun, main: @Captain_Veld

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

Welcome to my valt of fun, only pure SLOP will be found here in the valt of fun, everyone must have fun here or I will put you in the contraption

[𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘚𝘛𝘈𝘙 @sometimes317]

I don’t know

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

“If you ever have a baby I’m vaping in that kids face” #wifedat

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

I find SpongeBob pretty amaizing, call that corn on the bob

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

@H1ddenKnoxx HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

Explaining rosy retrospection to an American: so imagine a burger

[estropup 🏳️‍⚧️ @estropup]

i take a picture of every burger i eat so when im sad i can remember better days

[antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke]

As a big comedy fan, this was a pretty special moment for me

[ARITAMINOPHEN @CALLM3ARI]

cleansing the world of an ancient evil or something #primetime

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

I feel much better now that my Drugs & Alcohol has kicked in.

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

@PepsiiSoda I want it so bad

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

@PepsiiSoda I’m so blasted this looks like the tastiest food on the planet

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

Chekhov shot himself 💔

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

My white gay pimp

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

The last thing she hears before a perfect night: "I'm gonna eat the shit outta this!"

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

Abusive polycule be like: "let's play good lesbian bad lesbian"

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

My special interest is porn

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

There calling it the gayest movie of 2011

[Kid Named Finger @veldsvaltoffun]

Force fem Idaho

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

Do prostitutes take klarna?

[evil quimp @quimpsevilalt]

Aw man thank you @veldsvaltoffun