cαdenza

I specialise in spoken word tweets

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

@mjdramstead do good actions from people with some kind of moral code occur by accident then?

[Andrew Nestico @PracticalTAS]

i hate when ppl are like “why is mof wobbling” first of all a handoff isn't wobbling it’s like some other shit, plus melee scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

smoke a cigar in the rain

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

@interesting_aIl 'evile wed wisarf

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

i bring a rockin' vibe to the Casbah that the shareef dont really like - ʀᴜᴅʜʀᴀɴ

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

@boygrrI @yazimmi

[Aidan O'Donnell @TheToiletDuck]

Pack of marlboro 20s please, bossman. Aye the ones with the rabbit

[nick v @falco]

Beyblade? I need a bae that listens to bladee 😅

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

grandma saw me sexting my girl (a blonde scandinavian goddess), she started trying to relate with me talking bout how in her day they were doin some radiohead,different time same people. fuck outta here with that bono shjt

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

talking to my evangelical babe, she big on banging but says it's just a theory

[titus 🇵🇸 @deboskii604]

trying to make the ice climbers players' head explode during the handoff

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

@thefungus13 expected banger

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

@tonystatovci eyebrow came out too early boss

[Max - The People's Champion 🦈 @GongWe]

If Kai Cenat's streams have taught me one thing, it's the transformative power of interior decorating.

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

not adam but i see the way shorty made him savage

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

@MitchHHL ive been on this

[cαdenza @velimachitis]

@yazimmi @NoCatsNoLife_m not a hof post was it